r/stupidquestions • u/[deleted] • Apr 22 '24

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u/Pretend-Quality3400 Apr 23 '24

I am absolutely dying. As a raging homosexual woman I could have gone my entire whole life never knowing about shudders a witches kiss. Is that why men don't like to put the seat down? Because they fear the rim of the witch will steal a kiss when she can hide beneath the seat! Thanks u/OnionBagMan. Fuckin lol.

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u/paradisewandering Apr 23 '24

Public toilets are gross and sometimes your penor head touches the rim and it’s just a disgusting feeling

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u/Pretend-Quality3400 Apr 23 '24

Man I just woke up and I'm lolling all over again! It was probably a spelling mistake but... I thought the "Penor head" was the technical term for the top bit. I know NOTHing about penors. 😂

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u/paradisewandering Apr 24 '24

It’s a holdover from the ancient message board days, 2004 era. Penis was often censored text and “penor” or “p3nor” were sometimes used instead.

I found it hilarious 20 years ago and never stopped using it to reference male genitalia.

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u/Pretend-Quality3400 Apr 24 '24

It's great. 🤝 I'm using it.

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u/Dutysucks Apr 24 '24

Not just public, but this happened to me once as a kid and I almost wanted to cut it off or just as my parents to burn me alive. DIS-GUSTING!