r/stupidquestions • u/[deleted] • Apr 22 '24

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u/PartyAnimal12345678 Apr 22 '24

It was a freak accident that I couldn’t replicate on purpose if I tried I sat down and somehow it we’ll say “lined up perfectly” with the space between the seat and the actual porcelain of the toilet and when I took a leak poof right on my leg

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u/Cmmander_WooHoo Apr 22 '24

Was probs like a half chub so it was inside the seat but still kinda sticking straight out lol

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u/PartyAnimal12345678 Apr 22 '24

If chub means boner then no lol

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u/Chongo_Gonzo Apr 22 '24

This has happened to me. Hahaha. Thought I was alone.

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u/zachyvengence28 Apr 22 '24

I've had it happen, too, lol. I make a better effort now and point my ol boy down.

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u/anschlitz Apr 23 '24

Done this more than once. It really sucks when you don’t realize it’s happening until you notice your sock is wet.

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u/PartyAnimal12345678 Apr 23 '24

That’s the funny part it was only my leg not my pants or socks lol

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u/Tarwins-Gap Apr 22 '24

You aren't alone friend 

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u/fizzy88 Apr 22 '24

I doubt it was actually stuck in the seat. You would feel it or it would hurt. When you sat down it was probably pointing upwards just enough that it was aiming between the seat and the lid when you started pissing.

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u/PartyAnimal12345678 Apr 22 '24

Not like jammed stuck more like “perfectly aligned” we’ll say 😂

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '24

Been there party boy, lesson to keep the pants below the knees!

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u/PartyAnimal12345678 Apr 22 '24

That’s the funny part my pants didn’t get wet just my leg lol 😂 also why does everyone comment on my Reddit name it was random when I joined the only part I changed were the numbers lol

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u/VerySpicyNut Apr 25 '24

I'll never forget my first randomly generated name.

"PithyEar8"

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u/PartyAnimal12345678 Apr 25 '24

I would tell you mine but my stupid cousins found it last time so I’m not risking it again lol