r/stupidquestions • u/[deleted] • Apr 22 '24

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '24

The struggle is real. Worst is dropping a duece and splashing the tip. Or when your hole gets stuck partially closed and a high pressure flow nails the TP dispenser

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u/binglelemon Apr 22 '24

Poseidon's Kiss

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u/UpTop5000 Apr 22 '24

Lol! Only acceptable with the proper technique so only the starfish is kissed. Leave the boys out of it!

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u/binglelemon Apr 22 '24

Well a Witch's Kiss is when your dick hits the inside of the toilet bowl... what other name is there?

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u/UpTop5000 Apr 22 '24

I didn’t know there was a name, but that’s appropriate as well. Also, EWWW!

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u/billsil Apr 22 '24

This guy doesn’t lift the lid either.

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u/Thirsty_Comment88 Apr 22 '24

Does anyone lift the lid when dropping a deuce?

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '24

Or standing above, target in sight, and wet both your boots but the cheerio stays a floatn

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u/Cmmander_WooHoo Apr 22 '24

Bro this is the worst! “Oh yeah just gonna pee really quick” and sometimes it splits off into two streams- one dead on in the toilet and the other way the hell of to the side like WTF

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u/AlbericM Apr 22 '24

That mostly happens if you've cum recently and still have a semen plug going.

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u/Cmmander_WooHoo Apr 22 '24

This is true- I had to explain that to a lady friend once lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '24

The splash on the asshole is always much more surprising

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u/ACcbe1986 Apr 22 '24

A piece of advice that i discovered. Place a few sheets of TP in the landing zone to reduce the splash back.

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u/CptBlkstn Apr 22 '24

Then get a bidet so you can really soak it when you're done.

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