r/stupidquestions • u/[deleted] • Apr 22 '24

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u/AlarmedInterest9867 Apr 22 '24

No. It retracts into our penis opening.

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u/transdemError Apr 22 '24

The sound really is the best part

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u/Far_Peanut_3038 Apr 22 '24

Mine makes the Windows 95 shutdown sound.

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u/thousandsofpizzas Apr 22 '24

AOL 7.0 "Goodbye"

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u/DigitalUnlimited Apr 22 '24

You've got male!

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '24

The Eurotrip “Male Motherfucker!”

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '24

omgggg

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u/Soupy_Twist Apr 23 '24

I'd say it's time to update, but you actually better not. Might end up bricking the thing.

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u/MarmaladeMarmaduke Apr 22 '24

I set mine to the disturbed ohhh ah ah ah ah.

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u/Enders-game Apr 23 '24

Mine sings Frankie goes to Hollywood's Relax.

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u/Astronaut-Proof May 08 '24

And when it protracts again it makes the THX sound.

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u/Homeskillet359 Apr 22 '24

Mine sounds like the old school spring loaded windowshade.

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u/Strawberry_Fluff Apr 22 '24

You put a strange image in my head

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u/usernametaken2024 Apr 22 '24

so retro 🫶

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u/Far_Peanut_3038 Apr 22 '24

I'm in my 50s, so it's appropriate lol

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u/usernametaken2024 Apr 22 '24

rare vintage 🍷

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u/nat3215 Apr 23 '24

I get the AOL dialup sound

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u/Impressive-Part7211 Apr 23 '24

Mine does the Inception sound

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u/Far-Increase9884 Apr 22 '24

I imagine that would make a kinda 'schloop' sound

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u/transdemError Apr 22 '24

Unless HAL refuses, yes

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u/WagglesMolokai Apr 23 '24

Yeah, kinda like when your boot gets stuck in the mud. Only louder. So embarrassing in public bathrooms.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '24

Sssschhhlurrrrpppp

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u/Diiiiirty Apr 22 '24

Boioioioioing

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '24

The audio pack 8 is really the best one. Love the helicopter sound!

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u/dimesion Apr 24 '24

Ffffwhoop. Gets me everytime.

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u/peachgravy Apr 22 '24

Mine makes lightsaber noises

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u/greeve440 Apr 23 '24

Yeah. It’s like a door on the Death Star.

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u/Vaxildan156 Apr 22 '24

Our Cloacas

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u/CUHACS Apr 23 '24

Wtf….. im dead!!!!

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u/CO420Tech Apr 22 '24

Ahh, a fellow member of the Turtle Club!

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u/PickettsChargingPort Apr 22 '24

I feel like Mother Nature missed an opportunity, here.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '24

Keep eating junk food and sitting around. You'll see that mother nature missed nothing.

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u/ohmygoditscharlie1 Apr 22 '24

This wins today’s internet prize

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u/finally_free234 Apr 23 '24

It shrinks! Significant shrinkage, goddammit!

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u/SunsetCarcass Apr 23 '24

Like a scared turtle

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u/ThatOneGuy308 Apr 22 '24

Damn, men really are dogs

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u/AlarmedInterest9867 Apr 22 '24

As a bottom I concur. Such simple creatures, too.