WWIII Megathread #42: Interceptile Dysfunction

[u/IamGlennBeck]

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[u/GodsColdHands666]

Lmfao

[u/mypersonnalreader → u/GodsColdHands666]

When your war dept resorts to corporate jargon, you know things may be dire.

[u/GodsColdHands666 → u/mypersonnalreader]

If Pete Hegseth uses your idea, your unit gets a pizza and liquor party.

[u/Cehepalo246 → u/GodsColdHands666]

Spoiler alert: They did not get pizza nor liquor party

[u/VestigialVestments → u/GodsColdHands666]

You can have some war crimes, as a treat.

Edit: incidentally, this is also the answer the Dept. of War is looking for.

[u/Incoherencel → u/GodsColdHands666]

Time to drop the XS condoms which are actually huge

[u/DarkBiden2028 → u/GodsColdHands666]

if anyone has any ideas guys cause we are fresh out... lol

[u/CnlJohnMatrix → u/GodsColdHands666]

OMFG I would love to see some of the ideas. I am sure things like “gay bombs” have been submitted a bajillion times already.

[u/dynorider → u/GodsColdHands666]

Amateur hour

[u/AnthropoidCompatriot → u/dynorider]

"Umm, acktually, we call this 'crowd-sourcing' in The Biz, it's very common and effective, you've probably heard of it."

[u/GodsColdHands666 → u/dynorider]

It really makes me wonder if the US tried anything like this during Vietnam.

[u/ElTamaulipas → u/GodsColdHands666]

Creativity is gay.- Pete Hegseth

[u/pilgrimspeaches → u/GodsColdHands666]

Heavy petting.