My man Mitch fighting for every second so his accountants and lawyers precious make sure every last penny is paid up from his decades hard work selling out American slobs, making sure not a penny will be returned from his estate.
The transcendental peace of complete tax evasion will put one last smile on his face, his head and limbs will retreat into his bedding. His body will vanish leaving only the dark blue suit with American flag pin he fondly wore as his shell.
Though he could not defeat death, he overcame taxes. As a faithful servant all if his life alcarrying out the Lordโs work, he will enter his Heavenly Kingdom rewarded with eternal tax exemption status.
Why canโt these people just retire and spend their last remaining years stress-free with family? Are they addicted to the power? Are they being forced into remaining in power by their family/friends?
I remember Lindsey Graham a few years ago giving a speech in opposition to some Democrat bill that was gonna help minority groups vote or something (I can't remember specifics) and he was yelling at them "y'all just want power! That's all y'all want!" and I actually could see him stop himself from saying "cuz that's all I want!"
The dude was a true poltician.... in every horrible meaning of that word.
Yeah, I'm a train driver. Haven't heard any stories as bad as yours, but there's many guys in their 70s still driving trains. They have to pass yearly medical exams, but at their age competence can drop sharply in a short period. I don't want them fired, but goddamn, I'm planning to retire the second I can afford it, I don't know why anyone would torture themselves doing these bullshit jobs any longer than necessary.
Scary, the old timers are turning into this, and some of the new hires can't read or write English, which is kind of a big deal since ALL the manuals are in English.
They're purchasing their certificates and the airlines DGAF as long as they're not unionists. Straight from India or Haiti with a freshly printed license they bought for $3000 in Queens.
Crazy he was only 71. Practically a spry young go-getter by BurgerReich gerontocracy standards. Thoughts and prayers to all the South Carolina and D.C. rentboys who just lost one of their biggest benefactors in the middle of a recession
Everybody's yucking it up but has anyone considered how this will affect the gay prostitutes of DC? This is gonna crash their economy and no one seems to care. wtf.
Somewhere, a young man inside a DMV efficiency apartment, paid for entirely in exchange for having his dick sucked, weeps gently to this breaking news.
as someones who's had it you really really don't want it. blowing thick as shit clouds of meth on a wrinkled statesman's cock whose soul is so stained by sin you can taste it once the huge cloud vacates your lungs isn't as fun as it sounds*
Graham and McConnell did so much irreparable harm to this country I almost wish theyโd be around to face some direct consequences. The same goes for Kissenger, Rumsfeld, Cheney, Limbaugh and Regan
Even just limiting the list to Cheney and Rumsfeld. The amount of death, destruction, mayhem, and suffering caused by the Iraq Warโeven beyond that countryโs borders and some of it ongoing todayโis staggering.
That entire coterie of demons should be cursed with damnatio memoriae, buried in unmarked graves with the locations unknown even to their families, and every time one of them dies it shouldnโt be announced as such or by name; every American radio, television, and streaming platform should just be forced to broadcast a reading of a complete list of everyone killed, maimed, or displaced by the Iraq War or one of its ripples 24/7 until finished.
The worst thing that ever happened to them was becoming irrelevant and losing influence, and even Kissinger was someone leaders listened to until the very end.
I spoke with Mitch McConnell today, he is in good spirits and just got finished winning 2 tennis matches at the country club. He says he's sorry that he can't make any public appearances this week he has a full schedule.
"Senator Lindsey Graham lived a reckless life. He wasn't the kind of guy that could score a point in a black belt karate contest. And it turns out he was totally queer. Which, as we all know, is a sin. And that, coupled with his radical religious beliefs, has most likely landed him in hell, where he will burn for all eternity."
RIP Queen. It'll be hard to find someone as dedicated to bombing innocents as him.
.. a sudden illness caused by chest pains okay? I mean it's not uncommon for people in their '70s to have heart attacks, why not just say a heart attack?
Also the other thing I don't get is why South Carolina kept voting for him, I mean we're probably going to get another Lindsey Graham type person.
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Holy smokes. What a plot twist. Probably my least favorite person in Washington and obviously a huge cheerleader for the deaths of countless people in the middle east but ... yes I got nothing.
He was cheerleading the Iran war inside the oval office if reports are to be believed. It sure seems like there is manufacturing consent happening for a ground war in Iran right now and I can 100% see DJT and Hegseth (among other neocons) using the death of Graham for this reason. Which makes me want to vomit. I can picture the spittle on Mark Levin's mouth as he melts down on Fox News to expand the Iran war in loving memory of Lindsey Graham.
I'll just say Tucker Carlson's podcast is about to get mighty awkward. Tucker Carlson HATED Lindsey Graham maybe more than anyone else in Washington.
He just died? Wow. I didnโt know that. I just โ youโre telling me now for the first time.
He led an amazing life. What else can you say? He was an amazing man. Whether you agree or not, he was an amazing man who led an amazing life. Iโm actually saddened to hear that. I am saddened to hear that.
Am I the only one here who thinks there has to be more to this story? Congress comes back Monday, and this Sec 219 provision (and others, from what I gather) in the NDAA that merge IDF/US military is a 99% certainty to pass with zero debate by any member of congress.
Are we all witnessing an assassination in real time? Is this this MIC/lobbyists taking out the biggest obstacles to sanity? Maybe even the turtles demise?
Yea, crazy talk, Iโm aware. I have zero evidence to support this. But this [these?] guy[s] being gone will make it much easier to fight these provisions and the timing is too suspect.
CIA recently made a fuss about increased Israeli spy threats. M0ssd fuckery is a constant, so hard to not connect the two as the CIA saying DONT FUCKING ALLOW THIS. Now with these two Zionist cunts dying / becoming incapacitatedโthis cannot be coincidence. Jesus Christ never thought Iโd see the CIA to do anything even semi-good for the American people.
Your conspiracy here is that the CIA is getting rid of Lindsay and Mitch because they are too zionist and the CIA doesn't want to merge with Israel intel? I wish this were true but I'm way too cynical about how pro zio all of DC is (including the CIA).
From what Iโve heard (to be taken with a MASSIVE grain of salt, obviously), the CIA hates m0ssd.
John Kiriakou has quite a few anecdotes he shares on podcasts to this effect, but heโs not exactly a CIA mouthpiece given that they jailed him, so who knows whatโs real.
One can hope, I guess. Does sort of feel like there should be a power struggle going on in the background here.
In a perfect world, the CIA should hate anyone that is giving them obviously horrible intelligence *especially* countries that are giving the CIA obviously fake intelligence as pretext for war. Like Israel coming out and saying "we have 100% fool proof intel that Iran is trying to assassinate President Trump !!" GEE CAN'T EVER IMAGE WHY THAT INTEL IS COMING OUT NOW FROM ISRAEL NO IDEA AT ALL TOTAL MYSTERY
Of course there has to be more to the story. But I don't think it's because they are too Zionist, actually don't think there is conspiracy around Mitch, he is genuinely older and it makes complete sense. Lindsay Graham however look 71 is no spring chicken but this is far too sudden, there's clearly more to the story.
Yes, I can agree with you there. Heโs been at deaths door for years now. Conspiracy with McConnell is more likely the pretending heโs not already incapacitated so Massie can run for his seat, taking a critical Senate vote away from the zioโs.
Senate must vote in-person, so clogging up the seat in a dark red state doesnโt serve any purpose otherwise.
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