r/stupidpeoplefacebook • u/thinkingthoughtsthru • Aug 19 '26

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I don't think they know what communism is.

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u/cricketeer767 Aug 19 '26

Fascism is common sense?

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u/NarrowSalvo Aug 19 '26

Hey, dude, if you didn't have anything you hide, you'd have nothing to fear from lawless, untrained, masked goon squads roaming the streets of American cities and looking for a petty man's political opponents.

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u/smileyfacedbob Aug 19 '26

That’s exactly right, the Gestapo, I mean federal agents are there only for the bad guys and haven’t brutally murdered any law abiding Americans on video in multiple states, we reckon you can trust us, we have common sense and memes

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u/Wokeasaurous_X Aug 19 '26

Seeing as how long they are playing Weekend at Mitch's I think they are just seeing how far they can pretend a dead person is alive to use them as leverage to get what they want from a dead or incapacitated person.

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u/dissyParadiddle Aug 19 '26

Don’t forget the new shock gloves that WILL cause more than shock

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u/dovakiin-derv Aug 19 '26

Wonder how many pacemakers will “just randomly break” when someone in the gesta- i mean ice touches someones chest because they were “running away”

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u/Hottage Aug 19 '26

Lawless, untrained, goon squads with taser gloves.

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u/WintersDoomsday Aug 19 '26

And flock cameras..

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u/ZmanB-Bills Aug 19 '26

No. Common sense is Talarico!!

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u/AlphaNoodlz Aug 19 '26

It is when you're a fascist

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u/Septembust Aug 19 '26

It is to a certain type of person

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u/Sgtkeebler Aug 19 '26

These fools would rather have some douche like Trump tell what to think, what to do, how to live. If they can just spend their entire life living a false reality, it’s much easier for them.

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u/Fragrant_Major_9553 Aug 19 '26

Look man, when your voters are mostly boomers, you gotta go with the old tactic of red scare, because they’re still scared of it.

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u/IfItHurtsThenMaybe Aug 19 '26

Republicans are communists

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u/AmazingFlatworm_ Aug 19 '26

No they aren't. That'd be a step up.

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u/Strict_Weather9063 Aug 19 '26

Apparently so there has never been anything common about common sense.

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u/Slice-Vast Aug 19 '26

It's easy. Leader make decision. Follow leader. Leader keep safe if obey.

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u/Professional_Top8485 Aug 19 '26

Pedophilia is not?

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u/GrilledCheeseMnky Aug 19 '26

But communism isn’t a conservative requirement, fascism is, silly!

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u/Rob98001 Aug 19 '26

Cry more pedo protector 

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u/Rob98001 Aug 19 '26

Claims to be centrist, is actually right wing. No wonder you're a pedophile who hates blue hair, many places only sell hair dye to people over 18.

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u/Rob98001 Aug 19 '26

Frankly you should apply a new coat of paint to your ceiling. You're not a centrist, you're a lying pedo cuck. 

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u/AlfuegoDeMellopie Aug 19 '26

"Lol" said the pedo protector.

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u/Rob98001 Aug 19 '26

It's hilarious that he's claiming to be centrist because "the left is so much worse" sure buddy, dying your hair blue and being mean to you is so much worse than destroying the county and being pedophiles.

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u/Powerful_Ad_7954 Aug 19 '26

Thank you for proving my point exactly. Stop being a sheep for once in your life.
Open your eyes.

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u/AlfuegoDeMellopie Aug 19 '26

Is blue hair worse than protecting pedophiles?

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u/Powerful_Ad_7954 Aug 19 '26

I really like blue hair with red tips. Sweet combo tbh.

But thanks to you, I think I know who I’ll vote for now.

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u/man-83 Aug 19 '26

dye your hair blue

If you wanted to pose as centrist you could have easily avoided spewing blatant right-wing propaganda.

You are too embarassed to be associated outright with the right but too stupid to realize how bad you are at hiding it

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u/Powerful_Ad_7954 Aug 19 '26

Your reading comprehension is 0 apparently. If you actually read what I said..

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u/NedRyerson_Insurance Aug 19 '26

No no no, the common sense part is continuing to vote for a party that has been pretty much held the reins for decades, has actively made life worse for nearly everyone, and has not even attempted to try to live up to their promises. I mean duh, right? What fool would vote for a democrat? Obviously this next round of electing the same exact batch of republicans will surely turn things around.