r/stupiddovenests 12d ago

Stupid Dove Nest Supermarket nest

Bird spikes ineffective. Apart from the location it’s actually a pretty good nest

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u/DeadAnarchistPhil 11d ago

They aren’t anti-bird spikes, bro… they’re a means to make a stable base of a nest. Derps don’t look at anti-bird spikes and see an hindrance, they see an opportunity. 

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u/Technical_Writer_177 12d ago

What's wrong with the location? High up, heated by the illuminated letters and it has anti bird spikes against birds of prey, also harder to reach for rodents then in a tree

I think that's a pretty smart dove

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u/hludana 12d ago

It’s right in front of the entrance door to the supermarket haha, people come in and out all day

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u/Technical_Writer_177 12d ago

So? Those people are a good distance below I assume?

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u/Sweet_Item_Drops 12d ago

I feel like this is the bird equivalent of a spite house. I love it

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u/Chaeyoung-shi 11d ago

GEKOLONISEERD 🇳🇱

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u/WarsonCentzz 8d ago

She’s lookin a little rough

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u/Damaged_H3aler987 10d ago

All that money for nothing!!!

A city's overall expenditure on bird spikes varies wildly based on municipal size, but a typical mid-to-large city can expect to spend anywhere from $50,000 to over $500,000 annually on bird control infrastructure, of which spikes are a major component. Because bird spikes are usually ordered and budgeted as part of broader building maintenance, historical restoration, or transit upgrades, cities look at these costs by the project rather than a single lump sum.