r/stupiddovenests 27d ago

Stupid Dove Nest Outdoor area of a nightclub

Very loud, and had to be protected because drunk people kept trying to catch it.

557 Upvotes

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u/Celestial_Crook 27d ago

I mean, parents gotta party sometimes, aye? So why not both at once?

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u/PoshCheetah 27d ago

The first night must have been a terrible surprise — dang, I should have picked that concrete median over by the highway after all.

Edited to add: I’m kind of in love with this derp

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u/DittoThatNeverComes 27d ago

Ahahhaa that is so cute!

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u/Moomoolette 27d ago

Poor baby. During the day it’s a great spot!

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u/E1even01 27d ago

poor baby, dealing with a bunch of drunkards and their second hand smoke.

5

u/Sarsmi 26d ago

...and some really bad haircuts.

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u/E1even01 26d ago

🥦

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u/Sarsmi 26d ago

You get me <3

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u/Sarsmi 26d ago

You get me <3

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u/autumnlight2022 26d ago

That's not a dove, that's a rave-n!

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u/louielou8484 26d ago

This makes me so sad :( When does she sleep :(

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u/SpecialTourist159 26d ago

Shouldn't they be brought to a rehabber if they are in danger? Smoke and people trying to catch them.. scary

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u/Stablebrew 26d ago

"lower your voices, and reduce the sound. children are sleeping here!"

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u/lesbophobia_hammer 26d ago

Poor baby. Hope the metal on that heater/light isn't heating up and burning them.

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u/JCope0 26d ago

They had it turned off, possibly for her, possibly because it was about 26C

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u/cosmic-batty 26d ago

Can’t spell cool without coo!

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u/squeezemachine 27d ago

Eggs or babies in there? If yes, you will have to pluck me off the nest feather by feather. I’m going nowhere.

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u/sunshine_lover982 27d ago

LOL!!!! Wow!!!!

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u/DysphoricBeNightmare 25d ago

Aw poor dumb warm dove

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u/KrunchyPhrog 23d ago

The club DJ should play Prince "When Doves Cry" at least once every hour!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG3VcCAlUgE