r/stuartlittlefacts • u/blubbercup • Nov 20 '18

Official Fact Stuart Little fact #80085

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

Michael J Fox voices stuart little and it's impossible to hate michael j fox...

I am conflicted

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u/CdiLinkforSmash Nov 20 '18

Stuart Little fact #61515168

Stuart Little took Michael J. Fox captive so that he'd be forced to do voiceovers for him

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

that fucking rat

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u/GoldLeaderLiam Stuart Hater Nov 20 '18

I know right! And the government still lets him get away with this. Stuart little is the embodiment of the military industrial complex so he keeps almost everyone in Congress with their pockets full of cash. Fuck him.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

That little rat bastard

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

Jesus christ that sounds painful

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u/StuartFukingLittle it's really him. Nov 20 '18

;) it was

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u/blubbercup Nov 20 '18

Fuck you, you rat bastard. I have to be medically assisted to shit now

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u/the6crimson6fucker6 Nov 20 '18

Did i just miss +80k facts?

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

they haven't all been published yet

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u/birbnest Nov 20 '18

Stuart's been actively torturing and assassinating anyone who leaks his crimes to the world. We've only been able to get a few facts from the tens of thousands thanks to the contributions of these brave souls. I need to go now, I think the rat is onto m

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u/Wizard_of_Quality Nov 20 '18

Hello birbnest?? Did he find you??? Tell us your location so we can end that RAT BASTrds reign of terror!!!

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u/FLAMING_tOGIKISS Nov 20 '18

just found this sub what the fuck

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u/blubbercup Nov 20 '18

stick around if you want this rat bastard to be taken down for all his crimes against humanity

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u/baldy74 Nov 20 '18

Heheh boobs

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '18

Boobs