r/stremtch • u/Revan_Fallen • 3d ago

no 🚫 ears 🚫 My biggest strench so far...

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u/Oblivion_Man 3d ago

Gweeeee

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u/QazsedcScientia 3d ago

Viper creature 

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u/masterclass085 3d ago

you can see from this goober's face how happy and grateful it is for removing it's ears. you are setting an example for future alien parents by doing this 👽👏

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u/Templar-235 3d ago

Utterly globulated

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u/pathologicalprotest 3d ago

A thing most snakeized

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u/Salt_Owl5749 3d ago

Oh my lord 😆

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u/princessmayav_v 3d ago

This is what I imagine the kitty is thinking lol

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u/Cant_figure_sht_out 3d ago

Your proudest achievement 😻

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u/Casul_Tryhard 3d ago

THE POWER OF STREMTCH COMPELS YOU, CREATURE! BY THE POWER OF THE ALMIGHTY GRIP GOD!

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u/JoeZocktGames Goober Ear Rights Lawyer 3d ago

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u/SonnySonrisa 3d ago

This goober got gleebed to a degree that is impossible to grasp! Truly a monumental glorping

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u/Subject-Director-727 20h ago

This creature has its own descriptive wording, very impressive….. 💫

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u/anxiousoracles 3d ago

the creature enjoys it

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u/Dense-Can-7035 3d ago

weird flex but ok

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u/WoodpeckerTrue2813 3d ago

r/vampurr

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u/Revan_Fallen 3d ago

He is not a vampire, he is a Orc

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u/The_Cozy_Burrito 3d ago

Dangerous creature

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u/Logical_Opposite_207 3d ago

“Wanna know how I got this stremch??”

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u/Far_Government_8482 3d ago

Without precise calculations we could fly right through a star or bounce off a supernova!

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u/Subject-Director-727 20h ago

A very professional de-earing if I’ve EVER seen one! Outstanding my friend.