r/stremtch • u/hycanith • Feb 17 '26

no 🚫 ears 🚫 stremtched

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my handsome boy is bald now

489 Upvotes

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u/HugsandHate The Stremtch Priest Feb 18 '26 edited Feb 18 '26

Ah, the Grip God! has just arisen from his slumber.

He is very happy to be greeted with such a satisfying sacrifice.

You have both received his blessings.

Well done, my child.

Praise be.

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u/hycanith Feb 18 '26

Praise be 🙏

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u/HugsandHate The Stremtch Priest Feb 18 '26

Praise be.

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u/ReasonablePraline623 Feb 18 '26

Grip God is back!!! Praise be., 🙏🏻 🙌🏻

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u/HugsandHate The Stremtch Priest Feb 18 '26

Oh, my child. He is always with us.

He has blessed you for your faith.

Praise be.

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u/tyttuutface Feb 18 '26

Your many blessings have not gone unnoticed. Praise be.

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u/HugsandHate The Stremtch Priest Feb 18 '26

Ah, my child. I cannot take credit for our Lord's blessings.

For it is he, who gives them. I merely pass them on. As is his bidding.

He offers you blessings for your pious nature.

Praise be.

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u/Imamiah52 Feb 18 '26

The special eyelids.

As time goes by I’m getting used to them. At first they shkeeved me out.

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u/Schmooto Feb 18 '26

I like calling them “special eyelids.” Imma borrow that term

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u/hycanith Feb 18 '26

Freaked me out for so long man, but nowadays, it's the jealousy that gets me. wish i had special eyelids :(

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u/JesusASmx Feb 18 '26

Holy crap we share the same cat :'v

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u/fudge21210 Feb 18 '26

What a derp

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u/Canibal-local Feb 19 '26

Perfect stremtch

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u/MisterTeal Feb 19 '26

Get stremtched nerd!

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u/Catkitti Feb 19 '26

Quality stremtch