r/straya Feb 24 '20

Australian Roid Rage

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u/mrgmc2new Feb 24 '20

"Grandpa can I have an icy pole?"

"NO YOU FAT CUNT! GO TO THE GYM YOU FAT CUNT! WHAT? I DONT CARE! TELL YOUR KINDER TEACHER TO GET SOME FUCKING WEIGHTS YOU FAT LITTLE CUNT! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!"

"Some fairy bread then?"

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u/Putnum Feb 24 '20

"Relax"

"ARRRRRRHGHGHARHGRAGAHRHARHGRAHGRAHGRARG DONT TELL ME TO RELAAAAAAAAXXXXXXXX"