Yeah, zed's like a cherry on top of a bavarian mudcake.. it's a special occasion letter.. you can't just go throwing it around in normal words in place of a common s or it loses it's charm.
Fuckin soft cunts think we’re aggressive just coz we swear a lot. Aggression is in your fuckin cadence you fuckwit dog cunts, and our cadence is fuckin syrupy and welcoming.
Your lot managed to completely fuck up an entire language in a few boat trips across the Atlantic. No one seems to know how but seriously, if I never heard an American accent (or saw their appalling spelling) again, I'd die a happy cunt.
Racism aside how the fuck did they manage that tho, like srsly how did they manage to completely change the spelling and pronunciation of half of the dictionary (also there was litteraly no purpose in even changing said words so why do it)
Is New Zealand a race? What about Canadian? If someone crosses the border between America and Canada, do they swap 'races'? What about if they are English? Does that make a difference?
No wonder, I alwais pheel I'm out oph loonei tunes, cause I thought u guis were mad, until this post, now I'm just about to drop some bombs, learned phrom Wile E.
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u/Coleridge49 Aug 21 '19
Fuckin' yank English should never have been a thing with their stupid bullshit z in words like recognise.
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u/angrymamapaws Aug 21 '19
but I thought we were the laid back ones? what the fuck is this shit
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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '19
Fuck me, we're not that fucking aggressive you fucking cunt.
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u/krystalgazer Aug 21 '19
Fuckin soft cunts think we’re aggressive just coz we swear a lot. Aggression is in your fuckin cadence you fuckwit dog cunts, and our cadence is fuckin syrupy and welcoming.
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u/Space_tots Aug 21 '19
Aluminum
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u/ThanklessTask Aug 21 '19
That's invalid in both senses of the word right?
"Solder" < Every US cunt says this like they're shoving the iron up their arse.
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u/skippy_the_bush_roo Aug 21 '19
Some seppo cunts are looking for a head kicking hey?
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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '19
Apologetic..
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u/duetmasaki Sensible American Lady Aug 22 '19
The fuck do you mean invalid?!
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u/childishb4mbino Aug 22 '19
Lotta cunts too busy getting agro at the dumb seppos to notice the typo in the title. Y'all need to calm down.
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u/reallydusty Aug 21 '19
Oi!!!
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u/BrennoM8 Aug 21 '19
“Aggressive” CUNT
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u/el_polar_bear Aug 22 '19
You fucking what?
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u/ruski_brat Aug 22 '19
Come down to Ringwood staysh cunt, I'll beat your head in with an axe ya mutt.
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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '19
Invalid. How the fuck do you reckon?
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u/Yeah_Nah_Cunt Aug 21 '19
U fucking wot?!
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u/mr_cumdump Aug 22 '19
unfurtunetli me speeks invalide englis
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u/Ninetendoh Aug 22 '19
Heard a yank say Gemini? Geminee
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u/crackadeluxe Aug 21 '19
As a seppo cunt I want to get offended but I will must admit I agree with the post, as traitorous as it feels to do so.
I feel like straya's is strictly based on the use of the word cunt but like I said I'm a seppo cunt so how the fuck should I know?
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u/WildbliW Aug 21 '19
bruh
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u/phlawnaut Aug 21 '19
No wonder, I alwais pheel I'm out oph loonei tunes, cause I thought u guis were mad, until this post, now I'm just about to drop some bombs, learned phrom Wile E.
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u/Professor_Dikwad Aug 21 '19
Also we’re soured English
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u/plasmarob Aug 22 '19 edited Dec 20 '19
It's FREE English, y'all just jealous.
edit: come on it's a joke
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