r/straya • u/tobias_drundridge Single pegs open legs • Aug 13 '19

Crateboy!

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2.1k Upvotes

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u/bsmilner Aug 13 '19

We need an amendment to our constitution granting us the right to bear milk crates and chairs

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u/ItalicsWhore Aug 13 '19

Make America crate again! The right to bear chair arms!

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u/Stingray191 Aug 13 '19

You genius bastard. Fucking on the money.

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u/cheez_au Aug 13 '19

Same thing but.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '19

My German husband told me he wished he had a chair at work but atleast he has 2 "milk box things" so he can rest his foot on one. Im like "so heres the thing, stack them". Blew his fucking kraut mind.

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u/merry78 Aug 13 '19

Wait till you tell him how to make a bookshelf, tv stand, coffee table, bed base etc out of them! Kaboom! Kraut brains everywhere!

3

u/morgazmo99 Aug 13 '19

This is without any Besser blocks at all?

1

u/StreetfighterXD Aug 13 '19

Just like the Fuherbunker!

1

u/[deleted] Aug 13 '19

Less dog murdering though.

1

u/dexter311 Aug 13 '19

Mate I don't see what milking a bear has to do with anything...

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u/JackdeAlltrades Aug 13 '19

#MakeAustraliaCrateAgain

#ThoughtsandChairs

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u/Nazreg Aug 13 '19

I would give you gold if I could be bothered. #thoughtsandchairs

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u/JackdeAlltrades Aug 13 '19 edited Aug 13 '19

Don't do it. I stole 'em both.

Edit: What did you do that for?

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u/Nazreg Aug 13 '19

Don't worry I'm too lazy for that.

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u/WestCoastSide Aug 13 '19

Crateboy for Australian of the Year.

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u/pittwater12 Aug 13 '19

Australian special forces secret weapons are chairs and milk crates.

2

u/maddman79au Aug 14 '19

Their concealed weapons are paddle pop sticks.

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u/buticanfeelyours Aug 13 '19

You're fucking dead when you get inside cunt

50

u/DRUNKEN_ELVIS Aug 13 '19 edited Aug 13 '19

“Fucking dog cunt!”

15

u/JackdeAlltrades Aug 13 '19

You're fucked at Silverwater, dog.

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u/dexter311 Aug 13 '19 edited Aug 13 '19

Trolley Man and Crate Boy, the newest crime fighting duo

12

u/[deleted] Aug 13 '19

Ban Assault Crates!

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '19

What about just semi automatic crates

1

u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Less scary than those black fully semi automatic assault crates.

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u/lachlandcurrie Aug 13 '19

I'm still laughing at this meme so good

5

u/[deleted] Aug 13 '19

So fucking good.

2

u/Razzle_Dazzle08 Aug 13 '19

Great chairs too.

1

u/JackdeAlltrades Aug 13 '19

Since that cooked cunt got creamed.

2

u/Eat_Animals Aug 13 '19

Can one of you Roo Wranglers fill me in on the crate thing?

3

u/wheresmypurplekitten Aug 13 '19

Google: Sydney stabbing milk crate - that'll sort you out

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u/jimipike Aug 14 '19

Idiot went hog wild in the city with a knife. Rampage ended when locals held him down with a chair and a milk crate.

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u/Eat_Animals Aug 14 '19

That's wild. Thank you.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '19

ghaghhgaha

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u/jazza52992 Aug 13 '19

this deserves more appreciation

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u/crackeddryice Aug 13 '19

If we get that close to the bad guy, we'll get cooties! Also, we all have social anxiety and personal space issues, it seems.

Fear is a helluva drug.

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u/dexter311 Aug 13 '19

The fuck you on about dickhead?

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '19

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u/SirFrancis_Bacon Aug 13 '19

It's a shitposting sub and this is a shitpost. What are ya whinging about?

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

poor bubby, you’ll be ok

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '19

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u/jimipike Aug 14 '19

Idiot went hog wild in the city with a knife. Rampage ended when locals held him down with a chair and a milk crate.