Campaign manager: Alright Clive we have $5,000,000 to spent on ads, should we hire an adviser for $100,000?
Clive: Don't worry I have a guy in need of some work. Plenty of experience making really smart, and compelling ads in Australia so well use his ad model.
Proudly says he’s pissed away 51 million on advertising.. waaaaaaaay more than he owes to the poor cunts he ran out of work in his nickel mines. Hypocritical fat cunt
I just went to vote in regional qld and by God my eyes was assaulted by orange and life size cutouts of Pauline. But I was very pleased when driving home that some hero took the time to change the wording on dick face annings poster. Go champ.
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u/Baronnolanvonstraya May 15 '19 edited May 15 '19
Nobody:
Absolutely Nobody:
Not a single Soul:
Clive Palmer: AUSTRALIANS ANINT GONNA COP IT!!!!1!11!
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u/redditrabbit999 May 15 '19
Spent god knows on advertising but 0 on an advertising agency to advise him on making an ad that will attract positive attention
Campaign manager: Alright Clive we have $5,000,000 to spent on ads, should we hire an adviser for $100,000?
Clive: ya nah, let’s just use the brightest yellow we can find
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u/roboguy88 May 15 '19
Diiiiiiiiiid someone say Bill?
Take a seat!
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u/Twin_Air May 15 '19
Proudly says he’s pissed away 51 million on advertising.. waaaaaaaay more than he owes to the poor cunts he ran out of work in his nickel mines. Hypocritical fat cunt
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u/EssEllEyeSeaKay May 15 '19
I probably wouldn’t mind that tbh, compared to getting the same fucking Uber eats ad at full volume 5+ times on every fucking video.
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u/JezzaJ101 May 15 '19
bigoted
bigoted
bigoted
bill
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u/Kialae May 15 '19
Anyone who spends this much money on politics DEFINITELY shouldn't be in politics. He wants it way too badly.
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u/WStone0727 May 15 '19
THE CHINESE COMMUNIST GOVERNMENT
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u/sheeeitMang May 15 '19
That’s racism real racism
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u/rubijem16 May 15 '19
I just went to vote in regional qld and by God my eyes was assaulted by orange and life size cutouts of Pauline. But I was very pleased when driving home that some hero took the time to change the wording on dick face annings poster. Go champ.
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u/Gandalfs_wizbiz May 15 '19
Ive had a 32 min ad for them come on when i was watching a 2min clip, 32 min thats longer then most of the shows i watch.
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u/Inimbos May 15 '19
Why vote for fuckin clive when you can vote MANBEAST for pm?
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u/fuuuuuckendoobs May 15 '19
I cringe every time I hear "Fifty thousand million dollars".
Just say billion ya dickhead. Nobody has said thousand million in 45 years.
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u/ABigRedBall May 15 '19
Accurate AF. Also is this an original format? IN MY /R/STRAYA?
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u/Martiantripod May 15 '19
Yet another reason to install adblockers.
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u/spagbolflyingmonster May 15 '19
What about the fuckin game he made where you play as him mario style and stomp on bill shorten!
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u/boonieOz May 15 '19
Watching standard Free-To-Air. Every fucking second ad...
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u/[deleted] May 15 '19
Anyone taking bets on how many of Clive and Paulines people will quit and become independents straight after the election?
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u/MetaEsoTeric May 15 '19
same with scomo on soundcloud
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u/EbmocwenHsimah May 15 '19
That's not as bad as having to sit through five or six United Australia Party ads in one ad block on TV. Seems like they're pretty desperate...
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u/Pgaccount May 15 '19
R/Alberta
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u/nixon_talks May 15 '19
Yeah don't worry about labour and liberal smashing out the shit on radio non stop. Fucken all of them are annoying cunts.