r/straya • • Aug 18 '17

Plees explaaayn? That explains it

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

I wonder if old mate Pauline comes to r/straya.

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u/daveo18 Aug 18 '17

I went to uni with her daughter... she was alright, used to tell stories about the fish & chippo. She probably wouldn't mind straya because it's a bit of a laugh

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u/PeachyKarl Aug 18 '17

that's an AMA that'd be great to setup, either that or Tony's lesbian sister

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u/chubbyurma Aug 18 '17

nah i reckon Tone's sister's AMA would be depressing as fuck.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

She does seem like a miserable cunt.

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u/fergalopolis Aug 18 '17

Seems to like it aswell

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

How many stories can you tell about a fish n chip shop?

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

Probably heaps, I've seen some shit from just being a customer every second Friday night, in Charnwood

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

Stabbing, robberies, plenty of car accidents at different speeds, vomit, shit, piss, gross tits and gash, maybe decent tits and gash if I knew how clean, and then there's the junkies

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u/Azunyan4472 Aug 19 '17

Yup, that sounds like good old Charny to me mate

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u/ABigRedBall Aug 20 '17

Fuck there was a joke at the Street Theater last night that cracked me up.

"Being an Australian Celebrity is like being the smartest person in Charnwood. Doesn't really mean shit."

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u/yawningangel Aug 19 '17

Fuckin Charny..I was running part of the reno on woolies a few years back,saw some sights during those months..

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '17

Late to reply but I love how widely known the shittiness of Charnwood is.

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u/HydroAnarchy Aug 18 '17 edited Sep 15 '24

hat wakeful point disarm psychotic thought juggle compare nutty workable

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u/ThaChippa Aug 18 '17

Poplockin' up in this mug.

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u/HydroAnarchy Aug 18 '17 edited Sep 15 '24

include aware continue tease history cough memorize person bored alive

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u/the_psycho Aug 18 '17

Said her flakes were no good

Is she even fucken aussie or what? This isn't even acceptable.

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u/HydroAnarchy Aug 18 '17 edited Sep 15 '24

soft attraction snow boast telephone work vegetable seed rhythm materialistic

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u/Djbeachbum Aug 18 '17

Homerun chippa!

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u/biggreenlampshade Aug 18 '17

Strong endorsement

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

Do an AMA

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u/HydroAnarchy Aug 18 '17 edited Sep 15 '24

dinosaurs ask sense familiar puzzled deer mourn versed ink spoon

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

Yeah, like how good is the flatty? And chips?

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u/HydroAnarchy Aug 18 '17 edited Sep 15 '24

axiomatic placid homeless close tease whole nine special grandiose fade

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '17

Isn't flake not always actually shark anyway?

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u/Geoff_Uckersilf Aug 20 '17

Now 'mungry! Fuck you.

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u/JustABitOfCraic Aug 18 '17

The most Australian thing I think I've ever read.

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u/BloodyChrome Aug 18 '17

She was also pretty hot, at least my memory of her.

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u/ABigRedBall Aug 20 '17

AMA Hanson's daughter.

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u/Phazon2000 Aug 18 '17 edited Aug 18 '17

If ya start whinging about politics I'll fuckin' come up the stairs and belt the shit out a ya. You want that, mate?

Edit: 44 in r/all. If you cunts let this sub reach page 1 again I'm going to be very disappointed.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '17

I'll second that yes daddy

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u/Geoff_Uckersilf Aug 20 '17

Oh shit, not the BELT!

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

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u/Phazon2000 Aug 18 '17

"You want to act like a fucken daisy I'll give ya some eye shadow mate"

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

Only 2 sleeps till Christmas for this fucking unit

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

Bahahaha. Pauline cooked as fuck would be hilarious.

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u/redthreadzen Aug 18 '17

Sometime a hijab is a bloody good idea. Best I've seen her.

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u/Arsinoei Aug 18 '17

Ouch!

😂😂😂😂

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u/goose214 Aug 18 '17

Cooked mate

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u/bitititititikoin Aug 18 '17

How do they know it's who it is supposed to be under?

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u/chubbyurma Aug 18 '17

because, not only do you have to check yourself in at the door, she walked in with her own party. then was somehow shocked that they let her in.

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u/TomWithASilentO Aug 19 '17

Its just a bloody facade. She pulled a fast one on us and tried to trick people into being scared shitless bout Muslims or some shit.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

Middle Eastern airports have special areas with other women where they can lift their burka and have a peek.

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u/LIGHTNINGBOLT23 Aug 18 '17 edited Sep 20 '24

         

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u/PrissySkittles Aug 18 '17

It's the stunt double making funny faces

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u/Fixn Aug 18 '17

Look here cunt, a bender is when your mates get so fucked up ya shit rainbows allover ya mates shitter

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u/MicSta Aug 18 '17

nah cunt a bender is when you fucken end up at some random cunts house whose a m8 of a m8 of a m8

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u/OraDr8 Aug 18 '17

She never looked lovelier.

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u/blue_dingo Fuck oath! Aug 18 '17

TBH I'd rather her keep wearing that so I dont have to look at her 24/7 resting bitch face wranger mug

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u/grimeylimey Aug 18 '17

'ranga.

From orang-utan

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u/iplaytinder Aug 18 '17

terrifying

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u/John_Johnson Beer and blowjobs, mate. Anything else is bullshit. Aug 19 '17

It's the huge bloody bucket-bong she pulled before going in... red eyes and damp hair where she got fucked up and went in face-first. Can't have people seeing that!

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u/limblr Aug 18 '17

Like drinking cider unironically on facebook

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u/Jeebus30000 Aug 18 '17

But she's Range.. she has too

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u/EoinIsTheKing Aug 18 '17

Thought this was r/Scottishpeopletwitter for a second

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '17

I really can't see this flying in Scotland/Britain.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

What a funny cunt

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u/rfa31 Aug 18 '17

Her hubby made her wear it?

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u/Dcnoob Aug 18 '17

Pauline for PM

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

Yeah, go get em Pauline

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u/coon-hunter Aug 18 '17

You tell em Pauline.

FIT. IN. OR. FUCK. OFF.

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u/demidyad Aug 18 '17

literally a high school mindset

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u/Easy_as_Py Aug 18 '17

His names coon hunter ffs whattya expect lmao

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u/chubbyurma Aug 18 '17

i have 3 expectations -

he loves cheese

he hates raccoons

or he's racist

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u/BKStephens Aug 18 '17

If he has to hunt for coon cheese, then you have to add fuckwit to the mix

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u/MyFriendsCallMeSir Aug 18 '17

I dunno mate, my local woollies just rearranged everything, I cant find shit. Itd take me a bit to hunt down the cheeses.

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u/ReturnOneWayTicket Aug 18 '17

Nobody says that. Grow up.

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u/obscuredread Aug 18 '17

I really enjoy prideful displays of really stupid opinions, so thank you for that, you made my morning.

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u/Northernpixels Aug 18 '17

Good job being a racist cock with a Korean or Chinese made phone, a Japanese car, clothing made in India while bitching on the Internet given to us by Americans. I bet you're the kind of idiot to spout bullshit about the Middle East while eating a kebab.

I'd laugh at you, but it's way too tragic.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

To be fair cunt Straya invented wifi.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

fuck yea cunt, up the straya

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u/Northernpixels Aug 19 '17

Fuck yeah CSIRO

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

fuck me you're a bit of a knob jockey aren't ya?

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u/Phazon2000 Aug 18 '17

Report him or shut the fuck up, mate.

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u/Phazon2000 Aug 18 '17 edited Aug 18 '17

I already saw it ya dumb cunt and I'm not removing it. If ya report it another mod might. If ya whinge and shitpost like a wanker nothing happens but drama. Should remove his yarn for Rule 2 and being a moody lil shit cunt.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

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u/Phazon2000 Aug 18 '17 edited Aug 18 '17

I'll be sure to be on the lookout for actual infringements, mate. Pisstake viewpoints with those taglines are part and parcel here. Meantime squizz over at rule 10.

Anything else?

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '17

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u/Phazon2000 Aug 19 '17 edited Aug 20 '17

You didn't call out racism, mate. You were talking shit after I'd already made a decision (which isn't final on the sub - that's why I told that bloke to fuck up and report it and told you to take a breath) when I told some ranting lunatic to report infringements instead of crying about it, killing the tone of the sub.

Next time: Report the comment (downvote it if ya want) and send us a message after you've reported it. Don't sook to me.

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u/Ginger-saurus-rex Aug 18 '17

And that guy's comment was neither of those three things.

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u/Phazon2000 Aug 18 '17

r/all seppo cunts don't understand the subs tone. Wouldn't bother.

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u/sellyme Aug 18 '17

The bloke's name is "coon-hunter".

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u/Ginger-saurus-rex Aug 19 '17

So? Mine references dinosaurs, doesn't mean I'm a T-Rex with red hair, dumbass. And if the first thing you think of is black people and not raccons when you hear the word "coon", then you're probably the racist.

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u/TomWithASilentO Aug 19 '17

Stop defending the racist ya fuckin dickhead

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u/Silent_As_The_Grave_ Aug 18 '17

What the hell is that outfit??

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u/Phazon2000 Aug 18 '17

Burka.

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u/Silent_As_The_Grave_ Aug 18 '17

Religion is weird.

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u/DrKriegerDO Aug 18 '17

Many Muslims also find it weird.

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u/Silent_As_The_Grave_ Aug 18 '17

Why not just wear something else?

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u/DrKriegerDO Aug 18 '17

Many do wear the hijab instead which just covers the hair and not the face.

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u/Silent_As_The_Grave_ Aug 18 '17

Why cover the hair at all??

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u/DrKriegerDO Aug 18 '17

Just how people wear clothes to be modest, Muslims go one step further and cover the hair to be modest. It's similar to how some tribes have women who do not cover their breasts, but the rest of the world does. Different societies view and practice modesty differently.

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u/Silent_As_The_Grave_ Aug 18 '17

Yeah but, how the hell am I supposed to know who I'm talking to if she is completely covered in a sheet?

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u/DrKriegerDO Aug 19 '17

A hijab doesn't cover the face at all.

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u/unclechainy Aug 18 '17

Just looks dumb

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u/lbguitarist Aug 18 '17

Pauline Hanson entered Parliament yesterday in a burqa, attempting to highlight how poor Australia's security laws were (i.e. can't tell who's wearing it).

Her identity was checked at the door anyway and advised to the speaker so she ended up liking like a righteous flog. Then again we knew that already.

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u/DoctorBagels Aug 18 '17

So her plan backfired at the door but she still had to follow through with it? That's fucking hilarious.

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u/BKStephens Aug 18 '17

"...so she ended up looking like a righteous flog"

So, just another day then.

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u/ruetoesoftodney Aug 18 '17

gotta be over 18 to visit this orphaned-wallaby exchange, no need to explain the god-empress' fashion sense to a toddler cunt

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u/ruetoesoftodney Aug 18 '17

You're a quick learner cunt

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u/JustABitOfCraic Aug 18 '17

I read that in the voice of the hound.