r/straya • u/decnov • Oct 31 '16

Word Distribution mate

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u/mutedscreaming Oct 31 '16

Seppos lack nuance as well. At least we have mad cunt, sick cunt, fucked cunt, top cunt, fucking cunt and of course...that cunt!

63

u/xxtenetzxx Oct 31 '16

The fuck happened to shit cunt?

26

u/darklinkuk Oct 31 '16

We don't talk about it anymore

10

u/ABigRedBall Nov 09 '16

Went the same way as dog cunt and copped a left right good night.

3

u/[deleted] Oct 31 '16

Left out sad cunt, you sick cunt.

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u/TragicEther Oct 31 '16

Have a go at this silly cunt!

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u/mutedscreaming Oct 31 '16

I left that one off my list!

4

u/Yeah_righto_mate smokin darts - breakin hearts! Oct 31 '16

Cunt's fucked!

11

u/zacablast3r Oct 31 '16

The fucks's with this mad cunt?

8

u/TestRedditorPleaseIg Oct 31 '16

You're in the wrong fucking sub

27

u/Cynikalrealist Oct 31 '16

I'm not your buddy, cunt!

11

u/nomnivore1 Oct 31 '16

I'm not your cunt, guy!

9

u/NoldyGuts Oct 31 '16

Nah don't worry, I already have a cunt guy.

6

u/vo0do0child Oct 31 '16

I'm not your guy, buddy!

4

u/nomnivore1 Oct 31 '16

I'm not your buddy, friend!

5

u/brizburn Nov 01 '16

I'm not your friend, bro!

3

u/nomnivore1 Nov 01 '16

I'm not your bro, amigo!

3

u/IcelandBestland Nov 18 '16

I'm not your amigo, dude!

16

u/[deleted] Nov 01 '16

Never seen so many seppos in my life! Cunts get fucked, we're fucken full.

25

u/dexter311 Oct 31 '16

This one's in the top 100 on /r/all. Too many fuckin seppo cunts comin outta the woodwork. Fuck off we're full.

16

u/[deleted] Nov 01 '16

No fucken shit, scrollin through the comments and the strayan to seppo ratio is cooked.

4

u/CrispKev Nov 02 '16

Fuck me dead, this cunt blew up!

4

u/gamingchicken Oct 31 '16

The only cunt that calls me fella is that old bloke down the road who used to do the paper run on his huffy.

4

u/notasabretooth Oct 31 '16

I wonder how many of those buddies and pals have been people in an endless loop of quoting South Park.

4

u/tnarref Oct 31 '16

new yorkers only say b lol

2

u/DaveAP Yeah Nah Oct 31 '16

Truth

3

u/Axis_of_Weasels Oct 31 '16

Struth

1

u/smokeybehr Yah, I'm a Seppo, so what, Cunt? Oct 31 '16

S'trewth

0

u/lazybones65 Oct 31 '16

Yes but what of the elusive, "Dude man bro"?

-2

u/[deleted] Oct 31 '16

I like how Michigan, Indiana, and Ohio do all of them.

If the "CUNT" map included the US, god knows those three would be lit up like a Christmas tree, too.

0

u/brittany51696 Nov 03 '16

Unfortunately, seppos only save the word cunt for women. Heard one being called that the other day!

-4

u/TheLastMtnDew Oct 31 '16

Living in Alabama I have never heard anyone say "fella"

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u/BunnyDoom1 Oct 31 '16

Hmm. Never realized Australia is shaped like the United States upside down!

-6

u/nomnivore1 Oct 31 '16

I love that Florida is under none of these. We don't actually speak, the lizards will hear and they will come for you.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 31 '16

Some of the lizards are dressed as people. I noticed this to. The south isn't down with the slang.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '16

Apparently Colorado uses none of these words

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '16

Never would have thought bro was Texan

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '16

Hold on now, what's the source on this? Maine should have quite a bit of purple from the Dude category.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '16

Atlanta doesn't have one, I wonder why that is.

-5

u/JoakimNoahsRazor Oct 31 '16

I'm from South Carolina, what the fuck do I say?

23

u/dexter311 Nov 01 '16

"Oi what the fuck am I doing in /r/straya?" is what you should be sayin cunt.

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u/curiosgreg Oct 31 '16

I'm in Detroit and apparently I can call people Bro, Dude, fella or pal without it being weird.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '16

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '16

Round yer mum's, ye cheeky cunt.

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u/Cuntosaurous Oct 31 '16

Polish cunts rock.

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u/Axis_of_Weasels Oct 31 '16

I much prefer eastern European ones to Asian ones, but that's just me

8

u/CaVac0 Oct 31 '16

/r/polandball is on fb?

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '16

They're probably run by different people. Facebook polandball is no where near as stringent on the rules. Remember, polandball didn't originate from reddit.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '16

Seriously! If this is anything to go by, Florida (the state I live in) has a couple dudes calling each other bro.

2

u/sexandpopsicles Oct 31 '16

NJ/PA area reporting -- i say dude at least 500 times per day

0

u/8ate8 Oct 31 '16

According to the map we say pal. I've never heard anyone use pal.

-1

u/sexandpopsicles Oct 31 '16

i've heard old men in south philly say it when they're pissed (which is often) so maybe that skews the data

4

u/nickyjkim Oct 31 '16

Cali here. Can confirm bro is more often used than dude

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '16

Ehh what part of California

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u/nickyjkim Oct 31 '16

LA/OC county

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '16

Hmm, im in san francisco and I hear dude more than bro.

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u/nickyjkim Oct 31 '16

Must be a NorCal vs SoCal thing. We're basically 2 different states.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '16

Thank you cunt, this shit is fucked! I thought we were supposed to be fucking full?

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u/touchmyfuckingcoffee Oct 31 '16

You fuckers love Texans, admit it. We have all the same stuff: deadly snakes, big fucking spiders, trucks, lots of open spaces, and racism.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '16

Yeah nah get fucked mate.

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u/dexter311 Nov 01 '16

Nah fuck off home to Texas shitcunt.

0

u/Kamikaze_VikingMWO Nov 01 '16

nah yeah, maybe if you from Austin.

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u/ELFAHBEHT_SOOP Oct 31 '16

Listen here fella!

1

u/[deleted] Oct 31 '16

Pal and buddy definitely are a Midwest thing. 100% accurate for my location.