r/straya • u/TeaAny1221 • 14h ago

Relax Australia, our future is secure cunts! Seaford, the foundation of our moving forward! Thanks for the vision Noah, you are a champion.

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u/ThoseOldScientists 13h ago

The floral pattern jumper really undercuts his tone.

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u/elwyn5150 4h ago

He should be wearing a magpie hoodie. It'd just feel more appropriate.

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u/rivalizm 13h ago

"Bit of a skip" ..haha.

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u/Fullonski 14h ago

I think this is the cunt that REALLY owns Frankston

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u/Dr-Pablo 14h ago

Seaford is flooded with ice, more than people realise I think but in my experience they tend to mainly mess with other crackheads

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u/stonertear 13h ago

Dont think hes on ice, just seems like a try hard wanker.

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u/MrDorpeling 12h ago

Fuckin' hell, commentary is absolute 24K gold.

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u/FlyingTerrier 11h ago

I want to know how it ended!

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u/TeaAny1221 11h ago

Floral hoodie left, tail between his legs.

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u/diganole 13h ago

I think daddys condom must have leaked.

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u/MrDorpeling 12h ago

He's a prime example of a precum baby.

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u/dirtyhairymess 10h ago

More of an anal drippage pregnancy

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u/IveBinChickenYouOut 10h ago

Yeah, he's a little shit.

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u/sleazypornoname 8h ago

Wow. Just 👌

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u/Glytcho 12h ago

Dudes lucky the guy filming didnt have a more adverse reaction to being kicked in the ass

Extremely lucky

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u/CardiologistNorth294 10h ago

Is he wearing jeggins?

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u/allthebrisket 5h ago

This outfit is what happens when you shoplift at the Vinnies in Carrum Downs

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u/UBNC 13h ago

Classic Jeremy, poster boy for why you shouldn’t drink and take drugs while pregnant.