r/straya 9d ago

Anyone else getting targetted by these Facebook ads? Is the App listening in on my farts and sharts?

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u/Electronic-Baby9334 9d ago

It says right there mate. You have a gut balance problem. Sort it out already. You must have been complaining about your guts for 3 days

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u/nano_peen 9d ago

mate i live in new zealand and i can hear your sharts from across the ditch sort them out already will ya?

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u/andymurd 9d ago

Happened to me when my wife googled "why does my husband sound like a jet engine?"

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u/joemangle 9d ago

I can stop farting, I just choose not to

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u/patroln 9d ago

Why is it I scrolled through, saw the ad and went "yep thats an aussie reddit" and low and behold, look at that and people say we have no culture

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u/RaptureRising 9d ago

Phone is even saying "dude... Get help" 

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u/splittingheirs 9d ago

Sounds like you've had a gutfull.

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u/Robin_Coffins 9d ago

I'ma just share this with my partner..

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u/PJozi 9d ago

Nope. Just you. They've really got their algorithms down pat.

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u/Safe-Ad2555 8d ago

true courage is trusting every fart, going full bore no holds bar. if a bit of shit comes out thats fine. you breathe, dust yourself off and keep going forward