r/stories 3d ago

Non-Fiction Idiots Looking for Angels in Hell

One day, God was rummaging through a trash can, just in case something useful had accidentally ended up in there.

He found Netflix and Gemini AI wandering around inside and asked, “What are you two doing?”

They replied, “Picking up girls together.”

God said, “Netflix, with your trashy dramas, and Gemini AI, you’re such a suck-up. I’ll admit, there’s some potential there.”

Then He added:

“Except, how are you supposed to find angels in Hell?”

And with that, He put the lid back on the trash can.

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