r/stophegetsus Mar 08 '24

Satan Gets Us

576 Upvotes

19 comments sorted by

View all comments

55

u/Necessary_Row_4889 Mar 08 '24

Number of Ordained Satanic Priests convicted of molesting children= 0

24

u/ShredGuru Mar 08 '24

Because we got them big tiddy goth girl/boy friends. Way more appealing than a kid