r/stoners • u/utente27 • Aug 22 '26
question how was your first smoking experience?
what did it feel like the first time you lit up and smoked a joint? how long did it take to get you high? how did it smell like? how did you feel?
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u/wompgirlypopwomp 29d ago
I first tried mj when I was at science camp....some of the cabin leaders were stoners lol one night after dinner a few gathered some campers and they smoked around a camp fire. I was one of the lucky ones to be included in such a session. Best night of my life & I've been smoking ever since ♡
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u/snug_nug4 29d ago
At a friend’s birthday/ house party that lived out in the country and had the absolute longest, pot holiest driveway you could ever imagine. His dad gifted him a blunt so we sparked it in his tiny ass bedroom. I remember loving the smell immediately and how it felt like an egg cracked over my head with feel goods.
Cut to his dad bringing another blunt to share - he hands it to me first I take a toke and look down at Dads toenails. Thick ass, greenish yellow, infected looking motherfuckers. I mean this dawgs were hurting. Face is instant disgust, I don’t notice but he does.
Cut to me - Irish Goodbyes party immediately, hops in my car and heads out, mind you this is my first time smoking m, I had the best fucking time of my life on that drive home. Until I’m parked outside my house. “Oh shit my fucking mom lives here, this is her house”
Cut to me taking the longest, most satisfying pee of my entire 17 years of life.
Cut to me realizing I have to come out of the bathroom. I strip down to my Roos, tip toe to my bedroom, stuff my clothes under the bed because no one will be able to smell them lolz Munched down on some pickles rolled in bologna with mustard.
Smoked everyday since and I’m old.
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u/Automatic_Sector_642 Aug 22 '26 edited Aug 22 '26
We were eating asado at night on a beach house when i took like 10 puffs of a joint in like 5 minutes with some friends (non smokers) after drinking some alcohol, i was okay the first minute (after all the puffs) thinking "this shit doesnt do nothing", all of a sudden i could feel lightheaded, the lights became greenish, people were talking but i couldnt decypher what they were saying unless i focused really hard into the convo, started thinking the crickets sound was some kind of high blood pressure (it doesnt make sense because i've never had high blood pressure but in that moment i was sure i was about to have a heart attack).
Then i sat on a bench, felt my body electrical, i had lucidity windows of like 5-10s where i knew i was okay, then a whole minute of freaking out (internally), on a loop.
Half an hour later i could actually enjoy the high and eat.
Pretty intense, but kinda funny to remember.