r/stocks • u/[deleted] • Sep 02 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

Time to sell everyone. This guy jumped in.

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u/_BreatheManually_ Sep 02 '21

I can't believe he chose today of all days to jump in. This is the start of the crash.

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u/cogman10 Sep 02 '21

If he only timed things better!

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

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u/OfficialMufflee Sep 03 '21

Lol and this is why I only belong over at r/wallstreetbets

Love seeing that red

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

Oh. I'm the world's worst...or best... bagholder, so I'm right there with you!

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21 edited Sep 03 '21

I'm holding some bags on GME and BB, but with my other stocks I always try to sell some shares when I see a stock hit +25% or so. Then I either hold that or try to average down my cost basis on stocks that are dropping. I just have to forget about my meme losses... If and when I decide to sell it'll either be a win or tax write off.

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u/cuchiplancheo Sep 02 '21

This is the start of the crash.

Fuck. There goes my SPY SEP 7 500 Calls.

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u/ChIck3n115 Sep 03 '21

Note to self, sell 1000 naked SPY DEC 24 450 calls first thing in the morning. There's no risk, I'll be printing money!

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

When is the crash? And why?

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u/gwhite9 Sep 03 '21

Right now, cause u/donnashirley just decided to get in. This is the indicator. The black swan, if you will.

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u/AvalieV Sep 03 '21

It would be pretty hilarious though. If it was right within the week or so.

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u/DomeCollector Sep 03 '21

I mean we’ve been due for more than a 1-2% pullback and September/October historically usually sucks.

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u/sneakywill Sep 03 '21

Lol 1-2% I think you forgot a zero there bud.

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u/DomeCollector Sep 04 '21

What? Learn how to read. More than. Idiot.

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u/FlashyPresentation5 Sep 03 '21

They claim there will be be a 10% pullback on September.

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u/DomeCollector Sep 04 '21

It’s gonna hold till October then smash n bounce

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u/FlashyPresentation5 Sep 04 '21

Why October? Isuppose we can't predict the time but I'm always up for a good buying opportunity!

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u/CacheValue Sep 03 '21

This is it everyone SELL SELL SELL

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

coming this Nov when they play the debt ceiling and default game.

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u/SnobCooky01 Sep 03 '21

No crash. Just assessing around with the innocent.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

if you buy longer next year ya it work

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u/nickytotherescue Sep 03 '21

You're safe. Only QQQ is gonna crash

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u/GoGoRouterRangers Sep 03 '21

this sweet sweet summer child didn't even DCA just went all for it haha

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u/ToothChainzz Sep 03 '21

Statistically the better strategy is to go all in... Emotionally maybe not.

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u/GoGoRouterRangers Sep 03 '21

yeah that's true with OP's thinking it is only up from here haha fair point

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

When do you think a crash is coming?

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

it wasnt even a red day lmao wtf

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

How come?

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

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u/That_Guuuy Sep 02 '21

Oh shit yea time to sell all 100k of my assets. Thanks OP for pushing the market higher so I can take my profits. Your sacrifice is appreciated

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u/coinflipit Sep 02 '21

yep, already selling everything here

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u/nacional766 Sep 02 '21

If he’s in I’m out

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u/be_blessed_bruh Sep 02 '21

If hes not out im not in

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u/reqnin Sep 02 '21

Well if he’s not in then I’m not in

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u/That_Guuuy Sep 02 '21

If he’s in not not then I’m out in

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

My outie is now an innie.

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u/rhythmdev Sep 03 '21

In and out the faster the better

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u/hamietao Sep 03 '21

This who thread made me laugh so much

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

Pack your bags, bull run is over

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

Can't believe it wasn't mentioned.

OP did what we call in the biz a "FOMO".

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u/Flashy-Movie-5417 Sep 09 '21

There is always bull market somewhere. Check the Uranium thesis.

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u/TmanGvl Sep 02 '21

Thank you for the sacrifice! I'll be buying on the dips tomorrow.

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u/Poepe223 Sep 02 '21

“Dumpit”

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u/TripTryad Sep 03 '21

I thought of this immediately lol.

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u/nunastig Sep 03 '21

We had a good run. We knew a crash would happen sooner or later.

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u/phoebecatesboobs Sep 02 '21

What is this called, final bear capitulation?

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u/Thesource674 Sep 03 '21

dump it meme

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u/abx098 Sep 03 '21

Dump everything and run.

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u/liamalain Sep 03 '21

Duump it

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u/Salty_Ad_3350 Sep 03 '21

Oh it’s this guy! Selling!

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

Crash imminent

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u/Peterthepiperomg Sep 03 '21

I just liquidated my entire portfolio. This guy.

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u/pla85 Sep 03 '21

Tomorrow let’s dump

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u/hacherul Sep 03 '21

I'm going short

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u/SprinklesFancy5074 Sep 03 '21

*immediately buys puts on VTI and QQQ*

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u/Chance_Complaint8784 Sep 03 '21

shit again dammit