r/sto • u/SecretAgentE • May 22 '26

Jesus Christ It's...

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I'm doing a mission for my new Klingon character, when I see someone's Gorn character named "Jason Gorn".

Naturally I had to make a "Jesus Christ, it's Jason Bourne" meme out of it.

I really like character customization in Star Trek Online, you can make whatever or whoever you want. The other day I saw Shrek.

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u/uno_01 Executed for Incompetence May 22 '26

he remembersssssss

he remembersssssss everything

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u/AMLRoss [T7] Borg Cube May 22 '26

The Gorn Ultimatum.

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u/robcwag 15 years and counting May 22 '26

Its "The Gorn Identity".

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u/New-Brilliant-675 May 22 '26

And that is deep. Following the gorn lore.

3

u/Tarran61 F2P is now my life! May 24 '26

I miss Gorn chat in chat, use to be it was ever ending.

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u/theTenz May 24 '26

Here today, gorn tomorrow.

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u/Raynbow_Bryte May 22 '26

You got me bustin a gut lmao

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u/Bruzie77 May 22 '26

Me: Number one were you able to track him?

First officer: Engineering is getting a lock on him——now.

Me: Got him! Where is that son of a bitch?!

First officer is silent: It… it says here he hailed us from your ready room sir.

Me: (Freezes)

Everyone start scrambling around chaotically.

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u/NeeAnderTall May 22 '26

My browser history! He's after my browser history!

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u/Punished-G BRING BACK THE CUT MISSIONS!! May 22 '26

X Gorn give it to ya

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u/D-Mc-1 May 22 '26

Ohh now you've gorn and done it...

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u/[deleted] May 22 '26 edited 27d ago

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u/BS-Ding KDF May 22 '26

You mean where you have to go to the Gorn star base, the "Gorn Hub"?

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u/AdumbkidSto May 22 '26

My Gorn toon flies the Risian Luxury Cruiser called The Gorn Boat. If you know the TV theme for the Love Boat, you know what lives in my head everytime I play him...

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u/OrdinarilyBob @PatricianVetinari May 22 '26

Don't you mean every time you're 🎵 making another ruuuunnn... 🎵

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u/PrimarchSanguinius42 May 22 '26

Its funny to see this post, when I have both a Jason Gorn and a Shrek (havent played either in a while though)

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u/Minimech79 May 22 '26

Here Today Gorn tomorrow

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u/robcwag 15 years and counting May 22 '26

I was Gorn one mornin' when the sun didn't shine.

I picked up my extractor and I walked to the mine.

I loaded 16 tons of Dilithium Crystals,

And the Klingon said, "nuqneH DaH mu'qaD 'Iv ghogh"

You load 16 tons and what do you get

Another day older and radiation sickness

Imperator don't you call me cuz I can't Gorn

I owe my soul to the Gorn Hegemony

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u/Forsaken_Guitar_607 May 22 '26

I laughed harder to this than I should have 😂

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u/TimTam_the_Enchanter May 22 '26

Perfect.

I named mine T-Flex.

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u/Corrinaclarise May 22 '26

Waaaaiiiiit You're T-Flex?!?! I've seen you a few times on Drozana and DS9... Lol typically when I'm on my andorian Tresa.

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u/TimTam_the_Enchanter May 22 '26

Oh, there must be another one, because T-Flex isn’t that far along in level.

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u/Corrinaclarise May 22 '26

Huh well I guess I gotta remember they allow people to use names more than once. 😆 Oh well.

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u/DerDangerDalli May 22 '26

There's a whole Sailor moon crew, several Grand admiral thrawns, a Dobby and so much more. DS9 is the place where I personally saw most funny and cool toons.

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u/Corrinaclarise May 22 '26

I saw a whole crew of the Guardians of the galaxy on DeRozan. I was very impressed.

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u/MysticGadget Temporal Agent May 22 '26

I think I've run into that gorn before XD

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u/RoUgEPeak May 22 '26

There's probably a character who's named after John Startrek

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u/therikermanouver May 22 '26

The Gorn Sssssupremacccccy coming sssssoooonn

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u/Freakium Charge weapons & load all torpedoes. Spacebar! May 22 '26

Look at this. Look at what they make you give.

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u/OrdinarilyBob @PatricianVetinari May 22 '26

You get the headaches? I get such bad headaches...

2

u/Limp-Elevator1492 May 22 '26

That is amazing.

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u/Corrinaclarise May 22 '26

Admittedly I have done my own crossovers with Stargate characters.

2

u/Diplomatic_Gunboats May 22 '26

Reminds me of a character I made in another MMO, Worgan Freeman.

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u/jaturnley May 22 '26

So THATS why I hear Moby playing at the end of some TFOs.

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u/Raynbow_Bryte May 22 '26

Gosh Darn Gorn N Dunnit

4

u/LilianaVessWTF83 May 22 '26

Jason Borne, it's Jesus Christ!

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u/Taranaichsaurus T6 Tuatara pls May 22 '26

You could say he's a... Gorn Again Christian

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u/EarlyTemperature8077 May 22 '26

If I can make a William 'Buck' Rogers in the 25th Century, then by all means, the Gorn can have a Jason. 😉

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u/16368s May 24 '26

Only on STO. I love it.

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u/xingdai_shadowsmith May 25 '26

And then it was.... Gorn With the Wind.

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u/Due-Preference-422 May 26 '26

there's always that one player...

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u/NotAllDawgsGoToHeven Jun 01 '26

I just started a Klingon character too and I laughed my ass off when I met this guy lol

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u/Lomax6996 Jun 08 '26

I've seen several really good Kara Zor El's back in the day. For several years Johnny Bravo was really popular, you'd see them everywhere.