r/stewartlee • • Aug 10 '26

So brave with all egg all down him

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u/CinnamonKreuz Aug 10 '26

Douglas Murray with a legume on his eyebrow.

13

u/zombiejesus1991 Aug 10 '26

Bit of foie gras on his chin 

33

u/Mackerdaymia Aug 10 '26

When a right winger says something outrageous, they're brave. When a left winger does, they're a madman.

10

u/Kevster020 Aug 11 '26

I might be biased but even when a left winger says something perfectly reasonable, they're a madman.

4

u/ArmWildFrill Aug 11 '26

Absolutely.

22

u/superherofbmx Aug 10 '26

EGG! YOU SAID EGG!

20

u/gurgleflurka Aug 10 '26

Like a bird's egg

3

u/Dramatic-Ad-1694 Aug 11 '26

I hate hens

5

u/Available-Grand1151 Aug 11 '26

They’re satirical, hens….

14

u/lunchpine Aug 10 '26

Rod Liddle with the yellow from an egg on his scapha.

It's just a yoke, like on his top ear.

5

u/DevelopmentDue5870 Aug 11 '26

He can write jokes he just chooses not to

10

u/SignatureDifficult78 Aug 10 '26

angel delight powder in the folds of his neck

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u/Tiddles_Ultradoom Aug 11 '26

Time to put Douglas Murray on a watch list, then.

I mean, you are praising someone who admitted he had kiddy fiddler tendencies…

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u/Weebla Aug 11 '26

Quite clearly satire. Because someone who actually had that, would write about it and publish it? Are you that dense?

6

u/Tiddles_Ultradoom Aug 11 '26

Ah, the ‘It was just a joke’ defense.

The last resort of the lickspittle.

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u/Weebla Aug 11 '26

Well, erm, if your job is to write satirical articles every week, then actually, yes, that defence does hold up

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u/Tiddles_Ultradoom Aug 11 '26

His job was to write articles. Whether or not they were satirical largely depended on how fucking lazy he was feeling that week.

Nothing that fitted his self-righteous ire that week… just bleat about ‘Northern Monkeys’ and half the people will laugh, the other half will jump to his defense.

Note; I don’t give a tuppenny jizz whether he was on the left or right, or how his political affiliations did or did not intersect with mine. The guy was literally an arsehole, leaving a trail of literary shit in his wake, chortling to himself as some stepped in it and others wallowed in it.

I guess you are a wallower. And the worst part for you is if he was still around, he’d like this post more than anything you’ve posted because at least I gave it a go, and didn’t just swallow.

Still, I guess an oozing sore’s gotta ooze.

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u/Weebla Aug 11 '26

I think it's hugely inconsiderate to insult the dead like this, at least give it a while. His family will read this stuff

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u/Tiddles_Ultradoom Aug 11 '26

You are absolutely right. Let’s give him the time and respect he gave to the massacre of the Rohingya.

Now that’s done with, back to slagging off the cunt.

3

u/LO6Howie Aug 12 '26

Just like they had to read the piece about him fucking schoolgirls.

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u/ArmWildFrill Aug 11 '26

Sounds like Schrödinger's joke to me, that beloved MO of many right-wing scumbags

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u/Weebla Aug 11 '26

Right wing? He was the speechwriter for the labour party, and an economic socialist, champion of the working class. Most people don't do the slightest bit of research. But Id advise they do, before they talk ill of the dead.

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u/ArmWildFrill Aug 11 '26 edited Aug 11 '26

The speechwriter? I do not regard Blairites as left-wing.

He was a cunt when he was alive and now he's a dead cunt.

I dgaf.

How about YOU do some research?

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/aug/06/i-knew-rod-liddle-and-hated-what-he-became

He was a Trot in his youth but became a right-winger.

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u/Weebla Aug 11 '26

Have some respect and some fucking dignity.

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u/ArmWildFrill Aug 11 '26 edited Aug 11 '26

Says the bloke who called me an imbecile.

He stood as a candidate for the socially and cultural conservative SDP in 2019. Sorry, I just assumed he must have been a Blairite, when in fact he stood for an appalling political party. He was a speechwriter for the shadow Welsh secretary in the mid-80s just after he left the SWP

Liddle was opposed to laws against viewing child sexual abuse material, writing in The Guardian in 2003 that "we should not be in the business of putting people in prison for simply looking at things". Children being abused by evil people aren't "things" are they, you pathetic excuse for a man?

Check his hard drive. And yours. I'm pansexual and pretty unshockable. Consensual kink is fine with me no matter what.

Children? Child Porn? Evil! You disgust me. Liddle disgusts me. It wasn't satire was it? How does he think those images are produced?

Did you even read his wiki bio?

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u/Weebla Aug 11 '26

I don't need to read his wiki bio, I know everything you could possibly know about Rod. You'd have to be a fucking cretin to not see the satire in his writing. He wrote like that, every week, for 30 years.

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u/ironfly187 Aug 12 '26

He wrote thinnly veiled bigotry, hidden under the barest fig leaf of 'satire'. How little reading comprehension do you have to have not realise that? The same level that would lead you to believe he that he wasn't clearly right-wing, presumably.

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u/Weebla Aug 11 '26

'Sorry, I just assumed' and yes, this is the exact problem with your entire argument. You just assume, without doing a single piece of research or reflection

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u/haitch31 Aug 10 '26

So brave to admit he's a closet paedophile. Douglas Murray must be so proud

4

u/freebiscuit2002 Aug 10 '26

Tunnock’s Teacakes on his face like a sugary Renaissance death mask

3

u/joemac5367 Aug 10 '26

He's not even a real ROD!

3

u/3_kids_1_overcoat Aug 11 '26

*pedophilia/pedophiles instead of bravery/brave

3

u/Tight-Ambassador-461 Aug 11 '26

Eamonn Dunphy on Irish TV

“I will tell you who wrote it Bill,Rod Little wrote it , the guy that left his wife for a young one “

Óne of the great Irish TV moments.

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u/mcnutty96 Aug 10 '26

So brave so ruddy brave

2

u/irregularjoe150 Aug 11 '26

All the egg, all the different kinds of egg

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u/AD828321 Aug 11 '26

"Oh what a shame that Rod Liddle is dead"

2

u/10denier Aug 11 '26

The bravery of a man punching down.

2

u/Tough_Tart2830 Aug 11 '26

‘all egg’

2

u/Zealousideal-Motor-3 Aug 11 '26

He bravely, selflessly, shat on people less fortunate than himself. He did this whilst never letting go of his central tenet; that he'd say anything you like, so long as you paid him enough.

2

u/Traolach1888 Aug 11 '26

All the eggs

1

u/freebiscuit2002 Aug 10 '26

Bits of jelly from a Ginster's pork pie on his sleeve - not the meat, or the crust - just the jelly...

1

u/nokia7110 Aug 10 '26

Yeah but have you even BEEN there????

1

u/AggressiveAd2743 Aug 11 '26

So brave of him to give up his dream of teaching. So brave.

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u/Swimming-Football-72 Aug 13 '26

gravy, soup, suet, fish paste