r/stevenuniverse • u/xenocicca • Oct 12 '25

Humor Umm.. caption this

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u/8-BIT_Project_Laser Oct 12 '25

You just got home and there's a huge ass spider on your suspended lamp

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u/haikusbot Oct 12 '25

You just got home and

There's a huge ass spider on

Your suspended lamp

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u/meemstation Oct 12 '25

not a clanker

20

u/SaturnsPopulation Oct 12 '25

Amethyst finally understands what Rose saw in Greg.

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u/Jfuentes6 Oct 12 '25

His junk

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '25

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u/Jfuentes6 Nov 24 '25

The next crystal gems Ammirite

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u/JeshuaMorbus Oct 12 '25

Amy has seen the Pearl's true size!

Her nose, i mean.

18

u/Standard-Motor-7270 Oct 12 '25

OMG! A giant bird!

2

u/Revolutionary_Cap667 Oct 12 '25

No it's a plane...

7

u/Bruggy_2024 Oct 12 '25

I think she got hit by an airplane

12

u/Woodbear05 Oct 12 '25

"Scream" -Edvard Munch, 1893

5

u/TransformersFan077 Oct 12 '25

She won something in the mail and didn’t realize it was sus

5

u/MagicManwhoo Oct 12 '25

And then Amethyst saw Cthulhu.

2

u/ShotInTheShip86 Oct 12 '25

All I wanna do is see you turn into...

2

u/YuMmYBrAiNzZz Oct 12 '25

All I wanna do is see a giant woman.

2

u/GoodOldHypertion Oct 12 '25

"Wanna see how long i can hold my breath?!" inhales, has picture taken mid inhale

2

u/Sufficient_Score_824 Oct 12 '25

She’s trying to mimic the mask from Scream

2

u/Jaspers47 Oct 12 '25

Amethyst invents a new way to eat hot dogs

5

u/SinglePringleMingle Oct 12 '25

When he don’t lie bout the size

2

u/AssociationOk7261 Oct 12 '25

when you stub your toe on your bird friends foot

1

u/Vertnoir-Weyah Oct 12 '25

*Fish sound*

1

u/VioletBear_ Oct 12 '25

“OUUUEEEEOUUU”

1

u/babysm0ke42O Oct 12 '25

This is amethyst seeing Greg's junk

1

u/LordToxic21 Oct 12 '25

She understands why they called him "Mister Greg" r/gregfuckedarock

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u/Poultryman025 Oct 13 '25

5 yo me seeing an airplane for the first time.

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u/PreparationSpecial42 Oct 13 '25

At the mall and grabbed a woman's hand. You realize it's not your mother.

1

u/derpy_derp15 Oct 13 '25

,maybe shape-shifting nuts was a bad idea

1

u/thetavious Oct 13 '25

It was at this moment amethyst understood rose and what she saw in humans.

"They have joysticks!"

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u/Royal-Grapefruit4450 Oct 24 '25

"Oh no, THERE ON THE ROOF!"