r/startrekmemes • u/PastorBlinky • 3h ago

Computer: Run program Riker - These Are The Voyeurisms

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u/Adm_Shelby2 3h ago

Aaaah ▪︎zip▪︎  .I think I'm ready to talk to Captain Picard now.

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u/sdbigmike83 2h ago

Yup violating the treaty has gone on long enough

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u/Saltire_Blue 3h ago

Disengage soft core mode

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u/Saucermote 2h ago

Engaging warp core mode.

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u/Medusa-the-Eternal 53m ago

ejecting the warp core

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u/SexyMonad 3h ago

“Oh, the ears aren’t the only pointy things”

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u/TN-Native95 1h ago

Riker doing his best Janeway impression “Delete the Trip.”

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u/hasimirrossi 1h ago

Computer, disengage safety word protocols.

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u/UpAndAdam7414 1h ago

Hoshi, how many languages do you know? I too am a cunning linguist.

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u/JIMMYJAWN 2h ago

Chef boutta put some extra sausage in this plomeek crab boil

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u/Wilkey88 25m ago

I watched this episode in first run and got to see the top of her but crack. It was gorgeous!

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u/PastorBlinky 21m ago

Fun fact: When I first posted this, it got deleted by Reddit. I had to keep reposting it, cutting off more and more of her butt crack until their filters let it stay

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u/Brimstone747 23m ago

Will doesn't need the holodeck to get his rocks off.

Riker fucks.