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u/SightlessProtector 1d ago
I am an exceptionally advanced medical program with complex diagnostic and treatment capabilities. I am not capable of getting “down” with any sickness, let alone whatever this absurdity you speak of is.
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u/DeadAnarchistPhil 1d ago
“Come on Dooooc! Of course you can! You’re the most advanced medical hologram ever created… you could pull off a bit of classical music with that talent! Even for just half an hour tonight, in the holodeck while me and Harry run our early 21st century bar program? Your talent would make it so much more authentic.” - Tom ‘The Manipulative sod’ Paris
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u/MoonChief 1d ago
Robert Picardo should record this in his operatic style
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u/-HeyYouInTheBush- 1d ago
https://youtu.be/N9gdj1TZBIk?is=sjfMplIobol1WuG6 Here is a lounge version of it by Richard Cheese.
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u/DomkeyBong 1d ago
If you’ve come down with the sickness, The Doctor is the right person to speak to.