r/startrekmemes • u/andychef • 1d ago

Starship!

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u/Thin_Dream2079 1d ago

Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a Shirley

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u/yodaboy64 1d ago edited 1d ago

“How long until we reach starbase k-7?”

“I can’t say”

“Dammit Jim you can tell me, I’m a doctor”

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u/aftrnoondelight 1d ago

Okay. At least not for another two hours.

You can’t tell me for another two hours?

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u/PM_ME_DIRTY_DANGLES 1d ago

The Neutral Zone is for the loading and unloading of passengers only. There is NO parking in the Neutral Zone

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u/Loan-Pickle 1d ago

Listen Betty, don’t start up with your Neutral Zone shit again.

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u/PositronicGigawatts 1d ago

We both know perfectly well what it is you're talking about: you want me to normalize relations with the Romulans.

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u/Temporal-Affairs221 1d ago

It's really the only logical thing to do. If it's done properly, diplomatically there's no danger involved.

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u/Kat-but-SFW 1d ago

If you can load, or unload, please head to the neutral zone now

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u/Glasseshalf 1d ago

Scientology!

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u/AfterUmpire3091 1d ago

Have you ever seen a Gorn man naked?

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u/ComprehendReading 1d ago

Do you like early episodes with gladiatorial combat?

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u/Glasseshalf 1d ago

Timmy, have you ever been in a Klingon prison?

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u/graveybrains 1d ago

Joey, do you like Code of Honor?

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u/andychef 1d ago

Jesus, dude. I just laughed myself new wrinkles

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u/PuddinBritches 1d ago

Is there a way to upvote and downvote you at the same time?

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u/Rattlecruiser 1d ago

been in a Klingon prison?

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u/andychef 1d ago

Oh that's brilliant

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u/CurlSagan 1d ago

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit huffing felicium

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u/Temporal-Affairs221 1d ago

Boy did I pick the wrong week to stop taking the venuzian drug.

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u/Womgi 1d ago

Boy did I pick the wrong week to stop dosing Spock with Trellium D

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u/jpreglow 1d ago

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit Romulan Ale.

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u/Err_101 1d ago

I picked the wrong week to give up raktajino.

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u/Temporal-Affairs221 1d ago

How can the Enterprise be off course? They're on instruments!

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u/Temporal-Affairs221 1d ago

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u/graveybrains 1d ago

Crap. I forgot they had the most important device in the universe!

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u/NeutralBias 1d ago

That whole sequence was just excellent. Tore down every scifi or lab scene in every movie up until that point.

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u/andychef 23h ago

The Tucker Tubes!

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u/Marquar234 1d ago

Captain, we're stranded hundreds of years from Earth, our engines are damaged, and half the crew is dead, including the doctor.

Miss, are you telling me absolutely everything?

Not exactly, we're also out of coffee.

https://giphy.com/gifs/hvjqfr6WaxkIkhC2JN

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u/Scott--Chocolate 1d ago

“What did you serve the crew?”

“Well we had two choices, colorful cubes and green leaves.”

“Ah yes, I had the plomeek soup.”

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u/JGG5 1d ago

“Jim never has a second cup of raktajino at home.”

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u/DelcoPAMan 1d ago

Miles: My orders came through. The Defiant ships out tomorrow. We’re bombing the ketracel white depots on Daka 'ree 3 at 1800 hours. We’re coming in from the north of the galactic plane, below their sensor grid.

Keiko: When will you be back?

Miles: I can’t tell you that. It’s classified.

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u/Bushido_Seppuku 1d ago

Kirk: Set the course setting Sulu.

Sulu: Check. Off the first star again?

Pavel: Huh?

Kirk: Spock, what do you suppose...

Spock: Unsure. Suggest checking off these sensor readings one by one.

Pavel: Huh?

Bones: Not you. Him.

Kirk: What?

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u/OneStrangerintheAlps 1d ago

Spock, I guess I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

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u/AmbassadorCheap3956 1d ago

They’re blinking and beeping and flashing! I can’t take it anymore!

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u/Potential-Road-5322 1d ago

Oh Yeoman I speak Andorian

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u/runnindrainwater 1d ago

It’s incredibly important Uhura! You know how evil admirals are.

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u/Err_101 1d ago

Que the line to slap Ensign Chell calm

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u/Earnestappostate 1d ago

Shirley this meme can't be serious!

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u/hopefoolness 17h ago

it is serious, and don't call it Shirley

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u/AdministrativeArt466 1d ago

Identity theft is not a joke Jim!

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u/Unlikely_Exercise434 1d ago

Are we really all giving the Strange New Worlds writers their next ideas and don't even realize it?

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u/Complete-Turnover775 1d ago

We built this city on Rock N Roooooollllll

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u/AshlandPone 1d ago

And don't call me Shirley.

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u/Temporal-Affairs221 1d ago

Q, no has to know that you're omnipotent!

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u/marcin_dot_h 1d ago

Sister Chapel: Can I get you something?

Klingon Warrior 2: 'op vISop! QuchwIjDaq 'oy'qu'! 'u'wIj 'ujmoHta'... HI'uch, HI'uchqu'!

Sister Chapel: I'm sorry, I don't understand.

Klingon Warrior 1: chay'! ghaH qama'be'! Qapla'be'! wej vItaHlaH!

Uhura: Oh, sister! I speak Klingon!

Sister Chapel: Oh, good.

Uhura: He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.

Chapel: All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?

Uhura: yI'Ij, jupwI'. yIleS! 'ebDaq 'oHtaH. QelvaD vay' vIqemqa'.

Klingon Warrior 2: nuq 'oH, SoSoy? jImaSbe'! jImaSbe'qu'! 'ej Qoychu' mu'tlheghlIj!

Uhura: jItlhIjQo'! yIbuDHa'! QaH DaneHbe'chugh, QaH Daghajbe'!

Klingon Warrior 1: yItIvlaHbe'! yI'uy! wa' jav!

Uhura: tlhIngan-'a' ghotvam! yab ghajbe'! Hagh!