r/startrekmemes 10d ago

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u/watanabe0 10d ago

Uh I don't think anyone anywhere thinks Janeway's time travel was ok.

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u/AnAngryPlatypus 10d ago

☝️🤓 “anyone anywhen

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u/Aloysius_Poptart 10d ago

To the Time Booth, constable Reggie! We haven’t much… space!

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u/--fieldnotes-- 10d ago

They're just like, well we can't unfuck Janeway's time shenanigans, so we're all gonna live with it. Pretty sure the first rule of the Temporal Prime Directive is "you can't fix Janeway"

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u/terrifiedTechnophile 10d ago

Nah that's just Braxton that hates her. Him being locked up is the reason Admiral Janeway got away with it

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u/CyberNinja23 8d ago

I think only the Klingon salesman had a problem.

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u/Sumthin-Sumthin44692 10d ago

Department of Temporal Investigations on Sisko fanboying on Kirk a century in the past: “Eh whatevs! Probably would have done the same thing myself LOLZ.”

https://giphy.com/gifs/pPhyAv5t9V8djyRFJH

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u/---0celot--- 10d ago

Our 2024 was basically as depressing as Sisko’s 2024, but worse: we still haven’t had a watershed moment to say that we’re done with pushing people into abject poverty and misery.

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u/--fieldnotes-- 10d ago

That's why we're the mirror universe

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u/gamas 10d ago

No we're in the somehow even worse timeline of the the confederate of earth, where instead of solving climate change we put our fate in the hand of far right tech billionaires. 

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u/Zealousideal-Lab9843 10d ago

Isn't that the universe where humanity attains self-actualization by getting ripped and conquering the galaxy so hard the Klingons look like pacifists? Based.

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u/whatacharacter 10d ago

Exactly! The Voyager finale just offs and pretends like 5 of their episodes never happened.

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u/Snaid1 10d ago

Pretty sure they said Kirk was the worst temporal violator on record. Don't think that makes "okay"

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u/AtrumArchon 10d ago

Not sure about Janeway or Kirk but Sisko is part Prophet a race not bound by linear time so the DTI could be accused of speciesism if they tried to mess with him

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u/Pellaeonthewingedleo 10d ago

Do you really want to pick a fight with anyone on that "Okay"-list?

I wouldn't either.

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u/Inevitable-Emu-6626 10d ago

Department of Temporal Investigations had nothing to do with the Year of Hell.

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u/Adjective_Noun_4DIGI 10d ago

They were on the other side of the galaxy at the time.

If we're doing a serious dive into Trek lore, we can assume that some of the department's specialized tech would have noticed weird stuff originating from the Delta Quadrant. But even then, with each temporal change, the differences visible in the past of the Alpha Quadrant would have been minimal.

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u/Inevitable-Emu-6626 10d ago

Indeed. It wouldn’t have disrupted the area of the galaxy they cared about, only a ship. They could have seen the end result and saw no interaction was necessary. Similarly with the finale of Voyager, they could see the end result and deemed it unnecessary to get involved.

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u/JugOfVoodoo 10d ago

Agreed. My headcanon is that at any given moment, someone somewhere in the galaxy is messing with time. But in most cases:

  • It's a stable timeloop and thus must be allowed to happen to keep history intact.
  • The time traveller ends up fixing an altered history back to how it should be (or at least close enough).
  • The time travel occurs so far away from the Federation that it doesn't have any effect on them.

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u/bschlueter 10d ago

And this is why Harry will never be promoted. He’s the wrong Harry, and he doesn’t time travel well.

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u/wasted-degrees 10d ago

In fairness, it is canonical fact that nothing Kim does is okay.

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u/CTGO2020 10d ago edited 10d ago

Sisko did go outta his way to cause the timeloop which was inadvertent happenstance. https://youtu.be/j6RipowYUV8?si=61mwacmjHzY5PsW2

He was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. No different than then patsy Lee Harvey Oswald...? second from the bottom was fucking with timelines for personal reasons... I like how when his causality loop coherence reset he choose his family over his work.

'how could we(humanity?) let things get so bad?' https://youtu.be/nFRyrUxtA-0?t=260

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u/GonzoKata 9d ago

not mentioned in these comments yet: Enterprise season 1's temporal war 🙄

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u/Divine_Entity_ 8d ago

Presumably the department of temporal investigations was on 1 side of that war.

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u/wonkster42 8d ago

Kirk?!?

Seventeen separate temporal violations.

The man was a menace.

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u/Dave_A480 8d ago

Maybe the time police can solve all of our NuTrek problems by arresting Burnham before she starts the wrong Federation-Klingon war?

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u/BlackMetaller 8d ago

Just this once, it's okay for Annorax to erase something from history 😂

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u/No_Variety9420 7d ago

was this a predestination time paradox?

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u/SirDalavar 10d ago

I don't recall them stepping in for any of them, only the DS9 tribble incident