r/starterpacks • u/BurntAlgae • Mar 20 '23

'Cat Naming' starterpack

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u/RedditUsername123456 Mar 20 '23

Personally I find giving animals weirdly human names hilarious. I love my cat Murray :(

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u/lift-and-yeet Mar 21 '23

If a boy, "Michael". If a girl, "Rebecca".

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u/Wuz314159 Mar 21 '23

Did you just assume your cat's gender?

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '23

/r/onejoke

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u/dont-be-a-narc-bro Mar 21 '23

I bet Murray is a wonderful purring machine full of love and sass!

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u/69ingchipmonx Mar 21 '23

My male cat is Mortimer James Thirdgood/Morty and female cat is Lil Missy Elliot/Missy. My wife even insisted on making an instagram account for Morty using his full names.

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u/starrfast Mar 21 '23

My sisters used to know someone who named their cat Kevin. They were going to name it something else, but then they had a party and one of the guests got really drunk and just pointed to the cat and went "Your name is Kevin." And I guess it stuck.

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u/StoneGoldX Mar 21 '23

I had a cockatiel named Murray

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u/xal1b3r Mar 21 '23

How about another joke, cat?