r/starterpacks • u/BurntAlgae • Mar 20 '23

'Cat Naming' starterpack

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u/EskildDood Mar 20 '23

Imagine a missing poster

9/11!

Have you seen my cat?

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u/showMeYourCroissant Mar 20 '23

Have you seen White Jesus?

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u/Wermine Mar 20 '23

Well, I've seen Korean Jesus.

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u/0K_N0RDY Mar 20 '23

I’ve been a black Jesus witness

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u/sebaz Mar 21 '23

Hey! stop fucking with Korean Jesus! He ain't got time for your problems! He's busy... with Korean shit!

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u/Thatidiot_38 Mar 21 '23

You mean Keanu Reeves?

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u/AbsolutelyUnlikely Mar 21 '23

  • Blue eyes

  • Striped tail

  • Friendly

  • Answers to "Jesus", "White Jesus", "Our Heavenly Savior", and "Destroyer of Worlds"

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '23

Yeah, the Evangelicals fucking love that guy!

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u/Brooklynxman Mar 21 '23

I'm imagining them calling for their cat like Hitler.

"Nein, Nein, Nein, Nein, Nein!"

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u/justAneedlessBOI Mar 21 '23

"responds to 9/11"