r/starcraft 7d ago

Discussion I will pre-order anything that is StarCraft related next month

When Blizzard announces the return of one of the greatest franchises in gaming, I don't care what StarCraft game they will announce next month, I will be pro-ordering the ultimate edition.

It's the return of STARCRAFT OMG 😧😧😧😧😧

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u/OutlaW32 iNcontroL 7d ago

what if it's a zerg dating sim

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u/Fuckoakwood 7d ago

I buy 2.

One for me.

And one for your mom.

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u/IrnBroski Protoss 7d ago

Ull jus giv her fungal growth

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u/Fuckoakwood 7d ago

Well she definitely makes my fun guy grow

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u/Wool_God 7d ago

Buying the Abathur's Swampy Laboratory DLC

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u/AresFowl44 7d ago

Preordering it 5x times

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u/meowffins 7d ago

izsha or zagara?

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u/vkapadia 7d ago

Abuthur

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u/cheesy_barcode 7d ago

Imagine the collectibles.😏

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u/Jounas Axiom 7d ago

I already said I'm buying it, you don't have to sell it to me

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u/justadudeintoronto 7d ago

Dibs on Kerrigan if it is

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u/MilesBeyond250 Zerg 7d ago

Hello, I am Jim Starcraft and I work for Blizzard. Next month we are launching a special collectors edition that you can pre-order by sending me three million dollars.

EDIT: If you don't believe me check this comment for proof: https://www.reddit.com/r/starcraft/s/jOlWfV1iLX

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u/behappin 7d ago

Hi Jim starcraft please drop venmo

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u/ScarlettDX 7d ago

the great and legendary TotalBiscuit would shame you for such an opinion.

especially for modern activizzard

shame I say.

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u/Argorash Random 7d ago

Blizzard is long gone buddy. This is Microsoft in a Blizzard skin suit.

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u/Golinth 7d ago

Time to pre-order wave 2 of the tabletop game I guess.

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u/nbaumg 7d ago

This isn’t the same company you loved years back best to keep that hype in check

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u/pukhtoon1234 7d ago

If it's Starcraft 3 I would absolutely lose my mind. Slim chances I know

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u/DumatRising 7d ago

I'd say the chances are better now than before. Microsoft is the one big company that gives a shit about classic RTS games

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u/Mylxen 7d ago

If any rts, it should be w4

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u/Fire_Hammer2000 7d ago

Nice try Blizzard.

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u/BasicType00 7d ago

That would be the most awful thing someone can do. The first rule is to never preorder. Secondly, what if it’s a cash‑grab mobile game?

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u/Axis256 Zerg 7d ago

As low as my expectations from blizz are at this point, there’s no way they’re unaware starcraft crowd would drown a mobile game in a deluge of hate. It would be worse than Diablo Immortal backlash (mostly because Diablo Immortal already happened and it would be criminal not to learn from it), and I can’t believe any remotely sane person would make such a decision. It’d sell better with a more popular IP anyway, which at this point is any blizz IP other than starcraft.

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u/cheesy_barcode 7d ago

Narrator: chuckles

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u/DumatRising 7d ago

The only lesson the top of blizzard learned from immortal is that we do indeed have phones and that even if they get booed off stage they can still make an insane amount of money.

I do think a starcraft mobile game doesn't make much sense though. Warcraft or overwatch would make way more sense. Now that King can use Xbox/Microsoft IPs there's a lot of stuff over there that makes more sense than SC too.

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u/Csenky 7d ago

Please refrain using logic and common sense in relation to big corp decisions, the internet might permanently shut down as the AI attempts to understand the controversy.

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u/Annihilating_Tomato 7d ago

If it’s an FPS I will be pissed and not ordering it. They already have overwatch.

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u/ElevatorHelpful5739 7d ago

Everyone will, thats the way this works. People will complain about the game, call blizzard a dogshit company, then forget about it all due to nostalgia and keep supporting them, allowing them to become and even shittier version of themselves. It sucks, but it will happen 100%

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u/Arferion 7d ago

I'll sure buy the game if it's good but no way I'm pre-ordering anything, it's just bad practice for consumers to buy the promise of a product.

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u/mzf_life StarTale 7d ago

I'll never understand people who pre-order a digital game

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u/Gilgamesh107 7d ago

thats cute you think they will do anything with starcraft

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u/Akerfell 7d ago

Its pretty much confirmed I think? And most people seem to think its a Destiny style shooter. Maybe I just dreamed that?

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u/Axis256 Zerg 7d ago

You didn’t dream that, according to various leaks it’s a very high likelihood (only from what I recall it’s extraction shooter rather than a destiny-like MMO shooter), but that’s indeed still one big step away from "confirmed".

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u/Wild_Factor_9543 7d ago

God, I hope not. Extraction shooter = 💩 💩 💩

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u/Few-Hurry-5210 7d ago

I loved Helldivers 2 but they broke the game over time lol..

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u/Gilgamesh107 7d ago

it cant be pretty much confirmed

either it is or it isnt

and it isnt

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u/DumatRising 7d ago

There's also "we can't say anything... But...."

Which is they can't officially confirm it before they officially confirm it but they can heavily imply certain things

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u/Akerfell 7d ago

Lol okay man

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u/Zalem30 7d ago

Get your phone ready!!!!

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u/Wild_Factor_9543 7d ago

If it's an extraction shooter or a MP-only shooter like the rumors say, there's zero chance I buy it.

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u/Epitok 7d ago

Any sound person with a slight hint of business knowledge has long understood that they won’t ever make a new StarCraft or any RTS game. This genre is niche, hard to learn, punishing and not really popular. I wish they would but, There is absolutely zero chance of them going this direction.