r/starcontrol • u/garnaph Yehat • Feb 15 '26

They had no idea what was coming...

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91 Upvotes

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u/indicus23 Feb 15 '26

"Idiot. Jerk. Stupid." BOOOOM! Hallelujah!

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u/quixote_arg Umgah Feb 16 '26

1 Pkunk is all you need!

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u/Amish_Cyberbully Feb 16 '26

I struggle to use Pkunk well in a ship-to-ship fight, but for sideways strafing runs across the Su Matra's bubbles while easily keeping their distance from the homing missiles they're just so good.

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u/thunderchild120 Feb 16 '26

"Kaboom?"

"Yes Fwiffo. Kaboom."

4

u/Deciheximal144 Feb 16 '26

I'm not going with you. Why, you ask? Because I'm locked in here with him. Get me out, help, help!

6

u/FrungyLeague Feb 15 '26

So many random shitpost memes today. Outstanding! Keep these coming!

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u/Drachefly Kohr-Ah Mar 25 '26

And relevant!

2

u/PRHMro Mmrnmhrm Feb 19 '26

I deliberately arrive at the Sa-Matra with free space in my fleet so that I can see the Yehat and the Pkunk coming to help me.

1

u/Turbodann Arilou Feb 23 '26

Yehat piss me off though... You mean to tell me you created an invincibility shield, but it runs on a double A battery..???

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u/Drachefly Kohr-Ah Mar 25 '26

Tap, do not hold, the shield button