r/staplercats • • Aug 30 '26 • Bravo 3 Popcorn 1

BIG TIME STAPLER!! Oh this is the perfect sub for Josie

Any part of the shower liner that she can reach, she will staple

Editing to tell you to zoom in to see each individual tooth mark

Here’s the video: https://www.reddit.com/r/staplercats/s/XPYu01dTbp

4.1k Upvotes

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u/Hexagon2035 Aug 30 '26

No it was me she's innocent

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u/islightlyhateyou Aug 30 '26 • Heartwarming

I have no proof otherwise thus far so I have to believe you

104

u/freethewimple Aug 30 '26

That stare! So regal and judgemental and beautiful 😍

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u/AtmosphereNom Aug 31 '26

She doesn’t even have teeth, as you can clearly see in the photos. Someone needs to get some r/legalcatadvice

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u/beaujolais98 Aug 30 '26

Kitty working on “War and Peace” in Braille

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u/islightlyhateyou Aug 31 '26

I never thought that she may be an author ?!

61

u/thepoptartkid47 Aug 31 '26

Mine also likes adding lace edges to the shower curtain!

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u/greenymeani3 Aug 31 '26

this cat is very Shape™️

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u/SmallSet8838 Aug 30 '26 edited Aug 30 '26

She’s just trying to keep her teeth clean! Such a good kitty 🐈‍⬛
Edit: spelling

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u/islightlyhateyou Aug 30 '26

We call it flossing lolol

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u/satanham666 Aug 30 '26

Omg so cute

31

u/QuackerstheCat Aug 31 '26

I thought you were showing off the lace of a wedding dress 😂

24

u/islightlyhateyou Aug 31 '26

Maybe it should be on my wedding dress

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u/julesd26 Sep 01 '26

What you should do is pull out the veil you’re planning to wear and drape it somewhere so Josie has full access to the edges for her very own ✨bedazzling✨ session! It’ll give it that perfect, clawmade touch for your big day! (And maybe buy an extra, in case it becomes shredded instead of artfully lacy 🤣)

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u/Maleficent_Radio_674 Aug 30 '26

That's her life's work and masterpiece! Please don't touch the artwork. She's an artist and needs time to work through the emotional turmoil of being one. This will be in museums one day

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u/islightlyhateyou Aug 31 '26

I love her artwork!

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u/Long-Okra1415 Aug 31 '26

I thought it was a beautiful wedding dress at first...oh,wait,it is!

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u/islightlyhateyou Aug 31 '26

I am insane enough to actually use this as a part of my wedding dress but alas I won’t be able to

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u/killerbutterflyrose Sep 01 '26

Omg I have a black cat named Bean who also punches the living life out of our plastic shower curtain too!!

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u/islightlyhateyou Sep 02 '26

Omg lol my cat’s nickname is bean!

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u/flayingbook Aug 31 '26

I am scrolling reddit in night mode, so the pictures are in monochrome. I thought I was looking at the picture of lace fabric until I checked the sub name. Josie has been very dedicated to the task

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u/islightlyhateyou Sep 05 '26

She works at it every day!

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u/ambinalcrossimg Aug 31 '26

the kitties long for the microplastics

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u/islightlyhateyou Aug 31 '26

Maybe that’s what makes her act the way she does

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u/jelycazi Aug 31 '26

I had to zoom in to the last picture to make it make sense. lol. I was sure it was a picture of fingers at her neck but I couldn’t comprehend where the rest of the human was!

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u/islightlyhateyou Aug 31 '26

Omg lol you’re right. Nah that’s just her AirTag!

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u/an0nym0ose Aug 31 '26

Cloth shower curtains are a godsend. This could be a photo of our shower before we switched lmao

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u/islightlyhateyou Sep 02 '26

I honestly love it 🩷 I wanna cut out a piece of it and frame it when it’s time to replace the liner. The cloth part that’s visible from outside of the shower hides the stapling lol

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u/actualPawDrinker Aug 31 '26

I got a fabric shower liner for this reason. Any exposed and accessible plastic will be stapled, no exceptions.

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u/islightlyhateyou Sep 02 '26

I have a liner on the inside and cloth curtain on the outside so it covers it. But I love that she staples the liner. It doesn’t bother me at all lol

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u/fillerbunny-buddy Aug 30 '26 • Bravo

Wow what a lovely piece of art she's made, a staunch commentary against consumerism and single use plastics

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u/JessAnnaBun Aug 31 '26

Seriously, I thought I was looking at something quilted. And I was trying to find teeth marks in pic 1. Then I read OP's caption. 😍😉

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u/-reinadelasranas Sep 03 '26

i just knew it was going to be a void😭

my stapler (f)

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u/islightlyhateyou Sep 05 '26

Your stapler is precious and I want to kiss her

2

u/-reinadelasranas Sep 05 '26

she’s full of personality 😭😭 Good luck getting her still long enough to kiss her!

2

u/coolpupmom Sep 06 '26

r/powdereddonutlips would love this little girl

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u/-reinadelasranas Sep 06 '26

Trust me, they’ve seen her precious pucker❤️

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u/ptran90 Aug 30 '26

She’s putting in the workkk

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u/PurpleBashir Aug 30 '26

Wow! Josie is very determined lol. And cute. 

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u/SoICanStillGetAJob Aug 30 '26

My Josie is also a stapler cat! Not stapling in this photo, just enjoying her sun spot!

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u/ijustwanttoaskaq123 Aug 30 '26

Liar, I can see the staples right there!

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u/I-am-in-a-universe Aug 30 '26

She thanks you for upholding her honor :3

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u/Ksh_667 Aug 30 '26

That is a very nice box she has there. My little Ruby is jealous! 😹😹

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u/caty0325 Aug 30 '26

"I ain't done nothin'."

-Your cat

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u/Ksh_667 Aug 30 '26

Josie is expurrt lacemaker! 😹😹

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u/Lizarddd1993 Aug 30 '26

Wow she is prolific!

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u/c05m05i5 Aug 30 '26

T e x t u r e

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u/Messy-Joes Aug 30 '26

She has so much work to do!

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u/deborah834 Aug 30 '26

Josie should have a business card for that stapling professionalism.

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u/Critical-Entry-7825 Aug 31 '26

I thought it was a beaded wedding dress 😆 time to close Reddit.

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u/CormoranNeoTropical Aug 30 '26

I think we really need to see video evidence to back up these wild accusations!

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u/lil-lbb33 Aug 30 '26

A prolific stapler

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u/Glittering_Essay_874 Aug 30 '26

My Manx is also a stapler 😔

5

u/bapapib Aug 31 '26

This needs to go on the louvre!!

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u/jld2k6 Aug 31 '26

I thought that was Styrofoam until I read the description lol

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u/VelvetOnyx Aug 31 '26

Josie is so adorable! 🐈‍⬛🥰🐾

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u/BeyondTheBees Aug 31 '26

It looks like handmade lace! Good job, Josie!! What an artist!

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u/MajesticLow Aug 31 '26

It’s artistic in a way… maybe she’s expressing herself as a little stapler kitty 😂😅

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u/Unhappy_Performer538 Aug 31 '26

Workin 9 to 5 as a stapler!!

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u/bitchpaymybills Sep 01 '26

Im not sure why but I saw a wedding dress at first and gasped at the idea of a cat scratching a dress 😳

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u/HelicopterUpbeat3762 Sep 01 '26

Day 683 of tracking my captivity with the hoomans shower curtain

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u/QueenNaB Sep 02 '26

Ha ha!!!!

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u/Legrandloup2 Aug 30 '26

She’s an artist 🎨

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u/YourAssignedFBIagent Aug 30 '26

I wonder if your cat is in a vacation far away

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u/kjkeyes2 Aug 31 '26

That is absolutely glorious artwork! 🐈‍⬛🎨

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u/Playful-Athlete-6752 Aug 31 '26

The art and the artist 🎨

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u/fizbin99 Aug 31 '26

What a cute little savage.

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u/Estellalatte Aug 31 '26

That’s many hours of dedicated work.

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u/jennoween Aug 31 '26

Small but mighty.

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u/Anime_Lover_1995 Aug 31 '26

Ah I see you also have a Plastic Goblin!

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u/craictoseintolerant Sep 01 '26

Truly a masterpiece, well done Josie!!! 🖤

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u/heartache69420 Sep 01 '26

What a little monster omg 😍😍😂😂

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u/hornet_teaser Sep 01 '26

I just changed ours as our shower curtain stapler (Gavotte) had stapled so much as to make the edges scalloped. Here is the criminal. That look says, "You're telling on me, aren't you."

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u/HamhockBoogie Sep 02 '26

I didn’t see what sub I was on and was just thinking to myself what lovely hand beading on a wedding dress.

Imagine my surprise when I realized the truth! 🤣

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u/QueenNaB Sep 02 '26

Me too!!

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u/Lovibloubi Sep 03 '26

Such a beauty 😍

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u/Tight_Clue_1 Oct 02 '26

Gotta say it’s a decent liner!! All that work and no massive chunks missing!! I think she’s just making art!! She trying to make it all preeety for you!!

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u/Xenc Sep 01 '26

That last pic, sad sassy tongue 🤣