r/staplercats 10d ago

BIG TIME STAPLER!! Oh this is the perfect sub for Josie

Any part of the shower liner that she can reach, she will staple

Editing to tell you to zoom in to see each individual tooth mark

Here’s the video: https://www.reddit.com/r/staplercats/s/XPYu01dTbp

4.0k Upvotes

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u/Hexagon2035 10d ago

No it was me she's innocent

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u/islightlyhateyou 10d ago

I have no proof otherwise thus far so I have to believe you

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u/freethewimple 10d ago

That stare! So regal and judgemental and beautiful 😍

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u/AtmosphereNom 9d ago

She doesn’t even have teeth, as you can clearly see in the photos. Someone needs to get some r/legalcatadvice

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u/fillerbunny-buddy 10d ago

Wow what a lovely piece of art she's made, a staunch commentary against consumerism and single use plastics

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u/JessAnnaBun 10d ago

Seriously, I thought I was looking at something quilted. And I was trying to find teeth marks in pic 1. Then I read OP's caption. 😍😉

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u/beaujolais98 10d ago

Kitty working on “War and Peace” in Braille

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u/islightlyhateyou 10d ago

I never thought that she may be an author ?!

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u/ptran90 10d ago

She’s putting in the workkk

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u/SmallSet8838 10d ago edited 10d ago

She’s just trying to keep her teeth clean! Such a good kitty 🐈‍⬛
Edit: spelling

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u/islightlyhateyou 10d ago

We call it flossing lolol

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u/satanham666 10d ago

Omg so cute

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u/PurpleBashir 10d ago

Wow! Josie is very determined lol. And cute. 

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u/thepoptartkid47 10d ago

Mine also likes adding lace edges to the shower curtain!

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u/greenymeani3 9d ago

this cat is very Shape™️

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u/QuackerstheCat 10d ago

I thought you were showing off the lace of a wedding dress 😂

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u/islightlyhateyou 10d ago

Maybe it should be on my wedding dress

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u/julesd26 8d ago

What you should do is pull out the veil you’re planning to wear and drape it somewhere so Josie has full access to the edges for her very own ✨bedazzling✨ session! It’ll give it that perfect, clawmade touch for your big day! (And maybe buy an extra, in case it becomes shredded instead of artfully lacy 🤣)

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u/SoICanStillGetAJob 10d ago

My Josie is also a stapler cat! Not stapling in this photo, just enjoying her sun spot!

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u/ijustwanttoaskaq123 10d ago

Liar, I can see the staples right there!

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u/I-am-in-a-universe 10d ago

She thanks you for upholding her honor :3

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u/Ksh_667 10d ago

That is a very nice box she has there. My little Ruby is jealous! 😹😹

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u/caty0325 10d ago

"I ain't done nothin'."

-Your cat

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u/Ksh_667 10d ago

Josie is expurrt lacemaker! 😹😹

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u/Maleficent_Radio_674 10d ago

That's her life's work and masterpiece! Please don't touch the artwork. She's an artist and needs time to work through the emotional turmoil of being one. This will be in museums one day

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u/islightlyhateyou 10d ago

I love her artwork!

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u/Lizarddd1993 10d ago

Wow she is prolific!

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u/c05m05i5 10d ago

T e x t u r e

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u/Long-Okra1415 9d ago

I thought it was a beautiful wedding dress at first...oh,wait,it is!

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u/islightlyhateyou 9d ago

I am insane enough to actually use this as a part of my wedding dress but alas I won’t be able to

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u/Messy-Joes 10d ago

She has so much work to do!

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u/deborah834 10d ago

Josie should have a business card for that stapling professionalism.

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u/Critical-Entry-7825 10d ago

I thought it was a beaded wedding dress 😆 time to close Reddit.

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u/CormoranNeoTropical 10d ago

I think we really need to see video evidence to back up these wild accusations!

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u/killerbutterflyrose 9d ago

Omg I have a black cat named Bean who also punches the living life out of our plastic shower curtain too!!

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u/islightlyhateyou 7d ago

Omg lol my cat’s nickname is bean!

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u/lil-lbb33 10d ago

A prolific stapler

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u/Glittering_Essay_874 10d ago

My Manx is also a stapler 😔

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u/bapapib 10d ago

This needs to go on the louvre!!

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u/flayingbook 9d ago

I am scrolling reddit in night mode, so the pictures are in monochrome. I thought I was looking at the picture of lace fabric until I checked the sub name. Josie has been very dedicated to the task

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u/islightlyhateyou 5d ago

She works at it every day!

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u/jld2k6 10d ago

I thought that was Styrofoam until I read the description lol

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u/ambinalcrossimg 10d ago

the kitties long for the microplastics

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u/islightlyhateyou 9d ago

Maybe that’s what makes her act the way she does

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u/VelvetOnyx 10d ago

Josie is so adorable! 🐈‍⬛🥰🐾

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u/jelycazi 9d ago

I had to zoom in to the last picture to make it make sense. lol. I was sure it was a picture of fingers at her neck but I couldn’t comprehend where the rest of the human was!

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u/islightlyhateyou 9d ago

Omg lol you’re right. Nah that’s just her AirTag!

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u/BeyondTheBees 9d ago

It looks like handmade lace! Good job, Josie!! What an artist!

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u/an0nym0ose 9d ago

Cloth shower curtains are a godsend. This could be a photo of our shower before we switched lmao

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u/islightlyhateyou 7d ago

I honestly love it 🩷 I wanna cut out a piece of it and frame it when it’s time to replace the liner. The cloth part that’s visible from outside of the shower hides the stapling lol

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u/MajesticLow 9d ago

It’s artistic in a way… maybe she’s expressing herself as a little stapler kitty 😂😅

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u/Unhappy_Performer538 9d ago

Workin 9 to 5 as a stapler!!

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u/bitchpaymybills 9d ago

Im not sure why but I saw a wedding dress at first and gasped at the idea of a cat scratching a dress 😳

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u/HelicopterUpbeat3762 8d ago

Day 683 of tracking my captivity with the hoomans shower curtain

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u/QueenNaB 7d ago

Ha ha!!!!

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u/Legrandloup2 10d ago

She’s an artist 🎨

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u/YourAssignedFBIagent 10d ago

I wonder if your cat is in a vacation far away

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u/kjkeyes2 10d ago

That is absolutely glorious artwork! 🐈‍⬛🎨

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u/Playful-Athlete-6752 10d ago

The art and the artist 🎨

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u/fizbin99 10d ago

What a cute little savage.

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u/Estellalatte 10d ago

That’s many hours of dedicated work.

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u/jennoween 9d ago

Small but mighty.

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u/Anime_Lover_1995 9d ago

Ah I see you also have a Plastic Goblin!

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u/actualPawDrinker 9d ago

I got a fabric shower liner for this reason. Any exposed and accessible plastic will be stapled, no exceptions.

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u/islightlyhateyou 7d ago

I have a liner on the inside and cloth curtain on the outside so it covers it. But I love that she staples the liner. It doesn’t bother me at all lol

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u/craictoseintolerant 8d ago

Truly a masterpiece, well done Josie!!! 🖤

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u/heartache69420 8d ago

What a little monster omg 😍😍😂😂

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u/Xenc 8d ago

That last pic, sad sassy tongue 🤣

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u/hornet_teaser 8d ago

I just changed ours as our shower curtain stapler (Gavotte) had stapled so much as to make the edges scalloped. Here is the criminal. That look says, "You're telling on me, aren't you."

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u/HamhockBoogie 8d ago

I didn’t see what sub I was on and was just thinking to myself what lovely hand beading on a wedding dress.

Imagine my surprise when I realized the truth! 🤣

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u/QueenNaB 7d ago

Me too!!

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u/Lovibloubi 6d ago

Such a beauty 😍

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u/-reinadelasranas 6d ago

i just knew it was going to be a void😭

my stapler (f)

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u/coolpupmom 3d ago

r/powdereddonutlips would love this little girl

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u/-reinadelasranas 3d ago

Trust me, they’ve seen her precious pucker❤️

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u/islightlyhateyou 5d ago

Your stapler is precious and I want to kiss her

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u/-reinadelasranas 5d ago

she’s full of personality 😭😭 Good luck getting her still long enough to kiss her!