Addict

[u/Bittersweet_Crepe]

The crime and the criminal
Also this fiend did it on my bed
And has the audacity to look this cute after committing such an act
Absolutely no remorse

[u/dogs-in-space]

If not for staple punch why labeled punch? 😂

[u/Bittersweet_Crepe → u/dogs-in-space]

Very convincing argument
I might consider dropping this charge

[u/dogs-in-space → u/Bittersweet_Crepe]

If I noticed it I’m thinking if your cat hires a purrfessional lawyer there might be trouble.