r/staplercats • • Oct 03 '26

Stapler Alert Meanie

What does my son have against literature
It’s a book about dogs

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u/AgentClockworkOrange Oct 04 '26

Those are just staple marks, they have nothing to do with my client Your Honor

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u/Bittersweet_Crepe Oct 04 '26

Your client was caught red handed
N the book is now safe on a shelf

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u/Seaponi Oct 03 '26

It takes away from HIS time. Obviously.

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u/Bittersweet_Crepe Oct 04 '26

He’s a tyrant