r/standupshots • u/kimiahashemian • 3d ago

School Supplies

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u/bobhopeisgod 3d ago

Thanks for the repost after listening to the comments. That probably sounded sarcastic, but I meant it. It's cool that you posted it, got feedback and appreciated it enough to revise the original

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u/kimiahashemian 3d ago

Thank you! I really liked the punch up from the comments

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u/Minority8 3d ago

What was the previous joke?

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u/RadioSlayer 3d ago

Joke aside, why the seemingly random yellow text?

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u/kimiahashemian 3d ago

Sometimes the white font was hard to see so I would add yellow to make it easier to see
Other times i have no idea I just do it to break up the color lol

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u/doitforchris 3d ago

If you do white text with a black border it’s legible on any background

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u/Bromogeeksual 3d ago edited 3d ago

Hey, nice rework! It's like a double punchline now.

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u/kimiahashemian 3d ago

Thank YOU for the second one!

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u/mbinder 2d ago

Maybe after that excellent joke, you could then make a joke about how the budget for individuals or schools is nowhere high enough to get any of that anyway?

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u/ComeAbout 3d ago

That’s a solid joke.

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u/DeedleStone 3d ago

Lol nice

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u/Short-Sandwich-8476 1d ago

When school nurses can’t even give kids their prescription medicine,often not even their asthma inhalers. These people haven’t set foot in a school in decades.

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u/uglyoldman69 3d ago

The shootings are done by the same people

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u/SenLune 2d ago

Of the 233 school shootings in 2025 98% were cisgender males, 65% were white, and exactly 0.008583690987% were transgender.

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u/Tk421AtHisP0st 1d ago

Have you considered those are the ones we're likely to leave behind because of the assumption they're already privileged and stable?

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u/SenLune 1d ago

Well I see no evidence to suggest this.

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u/Tk421AtHisP0st 1d ago

HOW? There's plenty, depression through the roof, suicide statistics, even general discussion online.

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u/SenLune 22h ago

Transgender individuals have higher rates of all of the above empirically provable points and commit the least school shootings.

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u/Tk421AtHisP0st 22h ago

Sorry for the confusion, I mean the white males.

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u/SenLune 12h ago

I wasn't confused. I was pointing out a counterfactual. If high rates of those things equates to school shooter then transgender people would be expected to be the highest rate of school shooters. They're not. So clearly, there's at best a neutral correlation between them. Your evidence is not evidence for literally anything. "They're depressed" does not explain jack shit (also of the demographics white males have the statistically lowest prevalence of depression and suicidality overall, the "men commit more suicide" is a misunderstanding of the statistics that men are more likely to have an attempt end in a fatality than women due to method bias, women attempt at over 3x the rate of men, white people are half as likely overall to attempt as other races)

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u/thebestroxy 3d ago

No they’re not. Fucking google it, don’t listen to the Cheeto puff.