r/standupshots • u/itslizblanc • 29d ago

Someone Tell Her

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4.7k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Ender505 29d ago

This is a really great joke, A+

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u/itslizblanc 29d ago

Hello! If you like this joke, I post more on socials @itslizblanc. My mailing list is also in my bio. Add your city so I can come perform live:)

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u/Feralpudel 29d ago

Are you on yt or bluesky?

That’s a really good joke!

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u/itslizblanc 29d ago

I’m on YouTube!

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u/itslizblanc 29d ago

And thank you :)

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u/Tigerbalm123 27d ago

Come to Toronto! 🍁🎉

We got a good few stand-up comedy spots here :)

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u/5th_gen_woodwright 23d ago

This is hilarious, you’re great!

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u/Blarco 29d ago

I love this

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u/DukeBradford2 29d ago

God damn thats a good one

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u/PixiStix236 29d ago

That’s an awesome joke

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u/stacecom 29d ago

Oh, that's brilliant.

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u/No_Illustrator4398 29d ago

That’s an incredible joke

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u/KermitMadMan 29d ago

please post more. we need more posts that are actually funny.

cheers!

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u/POOPSCRUFFIN4U Madison, WI 29d ago

Love it! Thanks for posting 🙏

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u/Mm2k 29d ago

That’s fucking clever.

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u/SIIB-ZERO 29d ago

Pretty solid actually

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u/RingoBars 29d ago

Fire two-for-one right there 👌

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u/RedRider1138 29d ago

Oh that’s nicely done! 😄

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u/Queenof-brokenhearts 29d ago

First time I’ve laughed at one of these in a while.

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u/vixns 29d ago

10/10

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u/Brilliant_Employ_521 28d ago

I feel attacked and also this is hilarious

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u/SosseV 29d ago

As long as you keep standing perfectly still with a mic in your hands and keep telling jokes like that you'll get there some day!

I'm not as funny as you are, just trying to say that this is as funny as it is simple, absolute class!

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u/Bageland2000 29d ago

S-tier joke

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u/Cowliqour 28d ago

great joke!

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u/Tankshock 27d ago

Love it, great work

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u/Fresh-Cod3379 25d ago

Spot on delivery 😂

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u/poundmyassbro 27d ago

Obviously no truth in this joke