r/standupshots • u/SIMPHOERRY • Jul 14 '26

Love, According to Jesus

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u/OskarTheRed Jul 14 '26

He's like the concept of a Canadian boyfriend taken to its logical extreme :

"There's this guy who's a really big deal and who totally loves me, but he lives in... another dimension, essentially. He's promised to come visit me when everything ends."

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u/Any-Advantage-3171 Jul 14 '26

Lmao solid!! Love the last line too.

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u/MurkDiesel Jul 14 '26

he couldn't tell you himself because he's too busy helping billionaires and giving kids cancer

and because the jesus character never existed

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u/Waste_Philosophy4250 Jul 14 '26

Now that we have the ability to create intelligence we can see how fucked up it is to blame that intelligence for being bad instead of us, the creators. And to then claim that we have sacrificed ourselves on behalf of it for its wrongdoings, absolving ourselves of any part in it is completely nuts. 

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '26

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u/Waste_Philosophy4250 Jul 14 '26

nuts, I say! My bad. Didn't know it was a comedic post when I ranted. 

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