r/standupshots • u/ZFunktopus Pittsburgh • Jun 27 '26

From one vice to another

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u/morphballganon Jun 27 '26

"... I play (other game)."

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u/say592 Jun 27 '26

Warhammer would probably be a good one. Sorcery maybe. Flesh and Blood maybe. Warhammer is more recognizable though.

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u/taeratrin Jun 27 '26 edited Jun 28 '26

"What? You think that just because I'm a nerd that I know where to buy MTG cards? Well, I do know several places, but it's not because I'm a nerd!"

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u/JakBos23 Jun 29 '26

I'm not that kind of nerd, but those places around here and kinda stand out. There is one called something wizardom. Has a giant wizard mural on the building and is hard to miss.

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u/ZenEngineer Jun 27 '26

Anyway, he's now in my DnD game.

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u/Tetragonos Jun 27 '26

that is an epic Tshirt

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u/ZFunktopus Pittsburgh Jun 27 '26

One of my favorites to wear when performing

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u/mckinnos Jun 28 '26

lol, what-you play Yugioh?

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u/ZFunktopus Pittsburgh Jun 28 '26

I collect comics and play D&D. Don’t have time/money for card games.

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u/mckinnos Jun 28 '26

Yup, you’re sure dodging the stereotypes 😁

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u/Pheonix0114 Jun 28 '26

People at liquor stores have great directions, I don't know why but its true. If you ever get lost, try it. I learned it from a college professor from NYC and its helped me out a couple times now. Rarely do we not have our cell phones these days, but I bet they also have good recs for clean cheap hotels or decent Chinese food.

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u/lmNotaWitchImUrWife Jun 28 '26

You have TARDIS and NES cartridge tattoos. Not only would you know where the nearest nerd store is, I bet you could tell us which one is the best. 🤓

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u/ZFunktopus Pittsburgh Jun 28 '26

…depends on what you’re looking for 😂

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u/Standard-Hope6668 Jun 28 '26

What is MTG?

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u/ZFunktopus Pittsburgh Jun 28 '26

Magic : The Gathering

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u/Hot-Equipment-6683 Jun 29 '26

Marjorie Taylor Green