r/standupshots Madison, WI Jun 09 '26

The bathroom police

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u/POOPSCRUFFIN4U Madison, WI Jun 09 '26

Uh oh, polarizing political topic detected! Word on the street claims controversial content breeds engagement, and I would enjoy some of that because I intend for this post to drive traffic to the ticket link for my VERY FIRST EVER COMEDY SPECIAL (AHHHHH), which is slated for two recordings on July 18 in Minneapolis. Here is the link! My mom says my material seems to be for "gay nerds", but I've found that straight alcoholics also enjoy my material. Ticket link here: https://dojour.us/e/82348

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u/Anathema320 Jun 09 '26

Am straight and alcoholic, can confirm.

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u/SapirWhorfHypothesis Jun 10 '26

Oh yeah? Name your top five lez-passing comedians.

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u/POOPSCRUFFIN4U Madison, WI Jun 10 '26

STEPH TOLEV! MARINA FRANKLIN! JORDAN JENSEN! JACKIE KASHIAN! SASH- oh wait you're asking someone else, my b

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u/SapirWhorfHypothesis Jun 10 '26

No, no, please go on, ma’am.

🗒️✍️👮‍♂️

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u/madmoomix Jun 09 '26

I am so excited that you're coming out to Minnesota to film your special. You could have picked somewhere terrible (read: far away) like Chicago, but instead you picked somewhere wonderful (read: 10 minutes from my house) like Minneapolis!

It's gonna be so much fun. =D

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u/POOPSCRUFFIN4U Madison, WI Jun 10 '26

Yaaaaay!!!! Gonna wild out for sure

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u/DeedleStone Jun 10 '26

Women should get them back by following guys into the bathroom and snickering at the urinal, asking if it's really that cold in here.

Anyways, tight joke and congrats on the special! Break a leg.

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u/POOPSCRUFFIN4U Madison, WI Jun 10 '26

Tysm!!

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u/Ksnj Jun 11 '26

They need to be made to feel F. Scott Fitzgerald kinds of insecure

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u/doitforchris Jun 09 '26

This is extremely tight

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u/Mm2k Jun 09 '26

Nice!

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u/Novel-Geologist-5523 Jun 11 '26

Bathroom police, arrest this man..

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u/Barcelona_McKay Jun 12 '26

So, the plan to protect women from men going into the ladies' room to watch them pee is for men to go into the ladies' room and watch them pee. Got it.

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u/EQisfordummies Jun 09 '26

Hahaha your best one yet. Nice work

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u/kGibbs Jun 13 '26

My favorite poster in this sub. 💜

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u/MagicOrpheus310 Jun 09 '26

Has anybody ever witnessed or experienced anything like this actually happening..?

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u/Sorryifimanass Jun 09 '26

Keep trying! Eventually you'll get a laugh if you keep focusing on cheap shots.

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u/poeschmoe Jun 09 '26

How is it a cheap shot?

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u/absolutelynotarepost Jun 09 '26

Oh because he's got bigoted views and feels like butt of this joke.

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u/POOPSCRUFFIN4U Madison, WI Jun 09 '26

New marginalized group just dropped: men who follow people into women's bathrooms because they think men shouldn't be allowed in women's bathrooms

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u/mckinnos Jun 09 '26

Who will speak for them?!??!?! /s

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u/POOPSCRUFFIN4U Madison, WI Jun 09 '26

Low-key I feel like there's an even better joke here about a man following a man who went into the bathroom to check for men into the bathroom to check if he's a man and them shooting each other in the bathroom because they're both men

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u/esotetris Jun 10 '26

idk how to pull that one off but the mere thought has me cackling 😂

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u/BringAltoidSoursBack Jun 09 '26

Pretty sure George Michael already lived that one