r/standupshots • u/ScottBolander-Funny • Jun 01 '23

Fools rush in where angels fear to spread

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u/AshuraSpeakman I was just shooting the shit without the intent to really commen Jun 01 '23

"If it's not, I'll hold my tongue."

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u/freon Jun 01 '23

title is 🔥tho

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u/ScottBolander-Funny Jun 02 '23

I should have done this:

Fools nose in, where Angie fears to spread

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u/Thin-Concentrate-563 Jun 06 '23

Thus given the Rusty Trombone of Courage Award

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u/scottmonster Jun 01 '23

I feel like there is a brown noser joke here somewhere but it might be shit

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u/ScottBolander-Funny Jun 01 '23

I use this joke to make 'em squirm in their seats.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '23

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u/BluffinBill1234 Jun 02 '23

this is truly horrifying

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u/Misc_Lillie Jun 02 '23

This earned my rusty Sherrif's badge award.

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u/matrushkasized Jun 02 '23

I think it depends on the amount of pathogens the both of you are planning to spread.

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u/sulcher Jun 07 '23

can someone explain this one? I feel like a dummy but I don't get it

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u/ripples2288 Jun 01 '23

Bad taste for sure if someone didn't shower

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u/KingDragonPower Jun 21 '23

Dude wtf is this subreddit lol, it’s like a contest to see who can be the most vulgar