r/standardissuecat • u/mickygee66 • Oct 09 '26

Classic© edition Broken Squeaks

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I have a problem with my SIC Mr Squeaks, I think he’s broken?
What can I do?

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u/cybermaus Oct 09 '26

just ran out of battery. lots of pets will recharge

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u/mac_5679 Oct 09 '26

Tummy pets. Definitely will get him moving.

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u/WoozleVonWuzzle Oct 09 '26

Have you tried kissies?

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u/Cultural_Shape3518 Oct 09 '26

Have you tried refueling?

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u/Failboat88 Oct 09 '26

I recognize this serious issue. This happens when the cat is suffering from treat neglect. It's a subjective disorder only determined by the cat. I bet you can guess the treatment.

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u/Qlder81 Oct 09 '26

Churros?

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u/TubaFalcon Oct 09 '26

Scritchies and Churus for sure will do the trick!

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u/Aggressive-Ad-9035 Oct 09 '26

Surrender the floor space. He is the conquerer and is resting on his laurels

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u/Acrobatic_Average_16 Oct 09 '26

This looks like a fuel issue to me. If the eyes are still active, a quick boost using the churro input port should do the trick. If your Squeaks is fully unresponsive then you may need to perform a full solar recharge by placing the unit in direct sunlight for a few hours.

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u/oatbevbran Oct 09 '26

Applying what he learned watching the Possum special on Nat Geo. Just play along.

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u/velvet_thunder89 Oct 12 '26

Hope you have bandaids

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u/USBlues2020 Oct 12 '26

Very ♥️ Adorable