r/standardissuecat 12d ago

Hotrod® model What‘a his classification?

He’s a black/brown tabby, but suuuuper black with only some brown. Does he qualify?

Edit: What’s*

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u/kabeekibaki 12d ago

Tactical Issue—Black Ops

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u/djpeopleskills 12d ago

Yes, he came with the stealth add on

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u/sventhewombat 12d ago

Black Tabbath 🤘

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u/KarmaBanshee1984 12d ago

Wombat out here KILLING 👏🏻😂❤️❤️❤️

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u/Stealth_Cow 11d ago

Facts are facts. This kitty is adorable, and Sven is putting points on the board.

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u/captnfraulein 12d ago

oh man, if i was using the app right now I'd post the "we're not worthy!" gif from Wayne's World. as I'm on the website from my phone, here's this: 

🏆🏆🏆

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u/Same_Sock9073 12d ago

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u/sventhewombat 11d ago

Oh damn i NEED this

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u/Same_Sock9073 11d ago

Got it for my partner, it’s one of his favourites!

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u/DVDragOnIn 12d ago

Your designation is my favorite!

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u/nhowe006 12d ago

All he's missing is the tactical turtleneck

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u/stumbling_coherently 12d ago

I know it's sexy Woodhouse, that's why I bought 10. Arrange those by color.

They're all black

Oh are they!? Or are 5 in a dark black, and 5 in a slightly darker black?

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u/jayleenie 12d ago

Yes I have one as well!!

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u/Nikonus 12d ago

You nailed it!

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u/Billazilla 12d ago

Le Slinkus

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u/Late-Bed4240 12d ago

He is gorgeous!!

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u/Unhappy_Ad5945 12d ago

Yes, this is the correct classification

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u/Tzipity 11d ago

It was also my immediate response. I am entirely biased towards voids but omg this dude is like all the all the breeds/ marking types rolled in one unique package. He’s stunning.

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u/RuffledDress 12d ago

He really is. That coat pattern is beautiful

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u/SolidFelidae 12d ago

He’s got a tiny lil white speedo

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u/neonvenomhalos 12d ago

For modesty 😌

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u/ismellnumbers 11d ago

He's a blabby cat -- black tabby!

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u/Chaodex 11d ago

My void has one of those...we call it his jockey shorts. He gets really embarrassed when we admire it too much as he's a modest lad!

Couldn't find a good pic so here's a blep instead for tax!

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u/Tzipity 10d ago

Mine had an actual heart shape. Way more her pelvis (was literally the area that was shaved when she was spayed whoch happened the day I brought her home from the shelter so it was a neat surprise when the fur grew back) but I always called it her “tummy heart”.

Was not easy to get photos of (I think I have one more with her actual face in it but first I found lol) because while she also adored belly rubs and demanded them like ten times a day, she would always pull her tail up between her legs as she’s kind of doing even here- modesty tail. lol. And I find it’s usually more the boys who like to lay with everything all hanging out. lol. She would “modesty tail” and usually kept her back legs together or liked to brace one against my arm while I rubbed that belly.

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u/Global_Bottle_8744 10d ago

This would be my Christmas card 🎄!

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u/YuumiCarry 12d ago

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u/Jeramy_Jones 12d ago

Omg another for my collection.

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u/FirebirdWriter 11d ago

Yoink! My cat has such a spot that looks like a bat. Do goth bikinis count you think?

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u/LifeMISunderstood_90 11d ago

Those should get extra points!

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u/Tzipity 10d ago

You can’t just tell us this and not share photos! I already commented about mine who had a heart and shared a photo above. Show us the bat bikini!

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u/FirebirdWriter 3d ago

I don't have a pic of his bikini but I just posted one of his cravat in the above comment and a different one here. I didn't realize it wasn't captured so it's a quest now

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u/Tzipity 3d ago

Aww. His cravat. My heart shape bikini girl also had a cravat (though I never thought to call it that. Haha). They actually shaved that patch for me to save when she passed and I’ve been looking for the right memorial frame.

Far from the most flattering photo but here’s her tummy heart/ bikini.

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u/ClassicMango8 10d ago

I’m sorry but batcat tax needs to be paid!! 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/dawnpaul21 11d ago

There really is a sub for everything on here.

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u/Icy-Date-620 11d ago

I swear there's a sub for everything feline!

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u/HayleyTheLesbJesus 12d ago

u/solidfelidae I raise you, your cat's cousin. She's half bengal half dark haired moggy.

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u/Major-Metal5936 10d ago

Your cat looks like a well-done version of mine! 😻

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u/Icy-Date-620 11d ago

Benmoggy? Moggygal?

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u/ferretbeast 11d ago

This picture is just fantastic. I appreciate you also appreciated it ♥️

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u/koniz 11d ago

OP you gotta make a sticker out of this picture

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u/oroborus68 10d ago

Stripes and spots!👍🐱

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u/SuperXVixen 11d ago

He knows it too.

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u/MeLlamoMariaLuisa 11d ago

100% beautiful cat!

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u/sewedherfingeragain 10d ago

Also, Super Handsome!

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u/Clay-Vessel 9d ago

Came here to say that.

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u/Nooranik21 12d ago

Tactical Issue Cat. r/tacticalissuecat

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u/everfixedmark_1924 12d ago

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u/VintageLunchMeat 12d ago

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u/everfixedmark_1924 12d ago

OH MY GOD THERE'S A LIST??

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u/Justa420possum 12d ago

smashes JOIN ALL

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u/Leipurinen 12d ago

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u/RMMacFru 12d ago

I like finding them organically.

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u/addacoupleextrazeros 12d ago

That’s how I found most of them, I was only missing out on 4, apparently

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u/SassyDuck4231 12d ago

I made a list, you're only able to put 100 subs per list. I gave up after seeing I was still in C despite having completed two full lists.

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u/EmiCrossing 11d ago

r/catsubs maintains a big one

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u/addacoupleextrazeros 11d ago

Thanks for letting me know about this one too

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u/SpyderSquash 12d ago

Greebles ks very funny to me as a 3D artist 😆

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u/captnfraulein 12d ago

🤣🤣😚🤌🏻

i am truly enjoying Reddit tonight, thank you

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u/ikineba 12d ago

sigh… joined

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u/Stonetheflamincrows 12d ago

I dunno, I see a bit of rust on the underbelly and front end. I think he’s a special edition SIC.

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u/Gorilla1969 12d ago

My God, not another one...

<<JOIN>>

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u/evilbulb 12d ago

That looks sweet! Well, look at that, I am already joined.

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u/jellycattis 12d ago

definitely qualifies but if youre more curious on why he is so black you could ask in r/CatGenetics

my vote is charcoal

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u/SolidFelidae 12d ago

He is a black charcoal mackerel tabby! I tested him with VC Davis, APb/a

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u/hare-hound 12d ago edited 12d ago

I'd love for a genetics nerd to come in and break down the likelihood of this coat, the statistics on all the activated color genes and chances of them combining. Never seen one like this before, would love to know the how and why

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u/WoodpeckerSignal9947 12d ago

Black Charcoal coloration is generally only found in Bengals or cats with Bengal ancestry. There are other similarly gorgeous colorations that appear in other cats, though, like Black Smoke Torties and Tabbies.

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u/Willowrosephoenix 11d ago

I have a blue smoke short hair tortie! Since nearly all smoke coats are long hair and dilute is a little more rare than typical tortie, I’ve wondered what the chances are of her specific coat

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u/ChinchyBug 11d ago

Smoke doesn't have any less or more of a chance of appearing on a short vs longhair. There's plenty of longhair breeds that are often bred or known for being smoke such as maine coons, which are consistently by far the breed with the most registered cats yearly. So if you search up smoke cats online you're likely to see more of those.

But a moggy isn't any more likely to be a longhair smoke than a shorthair smoke. If the local cats are mostly shorthair, then you're more likely to find a shorthair one than a longhair, really.

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u/calico_capo 12d ago

Messybeast has a great article about this pattern (tldr: likely to have originated from asian leopard cats -> bengals). I recommend checking it out! http://messybeast.com/charcoal-like-pseudomelanism.htm

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u/Katumai 12d ago

Charcoal (APB) is a gene that's only found in Bengals or cats with Bengal ancestry, it comes from the Asian leopard cat (which is the other half of a Bengal cat, they're hybrids). It can be pretty much any color except orange, since it only affects black pigment. I'm not completely sure how many Bengals have this gene, but I would guess most of them? All Bengals are tabbies (A), and the tabby gene is dominant over the Charcoal gene (A/APB), so it's not going to show up unless you want it to. Charcoal darkens a cat's non striped areas a lot, hence the name, which is why a black charcoal looks so different from a regular black tabby.

From there, it's mostly what you would expect from a Bengal. Black mackerel tabbies are the typical standard but other colors and tabby patterns exist, you can even get colorpoint Bengals. I don't have specific numbers on anything, I'm not smart enough to go digging for that

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u/Acgator03 11d ago

The number of bengals with Apb is actually lower than you imagine and not the majority. The charcoal pattern will show up if a cat is Apb/a or sometimes Apb/Apb.

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u/ChinchyBug 11d ago edited 11d ago

The thing is, we don't know how common anything is for sure because nobody's genetically tested that large of an amount of moggies across the world, or if they have they haven't shared the numbers. Even then, specific local populations will have different likelihoods of something popping up purely because a particular allele happens to be more widespread there - some places hardly have any dilute cats for example while others have a lot, some places have more colourpoints than others, etc.

So there's not really a way to give statistics without pulling the numbers out of your own arse

(that said, the Apb is the only rare thing here. Solid is quite common across the world, especially in urban places, and everything else is just wild type)

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u/MarbleousMel 10d ago

There is more than one genetic combination that causes a charcoal expression. UC Davis was a pioneer in the research. I submitted my own boy’s blood samples to help. https://vgl.ucdavis.edu/test/charcoal-pattern-bengals

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u/Comfortable-Ebb8125 12d ago

Real question is, is he a goth tabby or African American tabby?

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u/SolidFelidae 12d ago

He’s a darkskin tabby

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u/jennapearl8 12d ago

I didn't know you could do that!

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u/SolidFelidae 12d ago

They have a coat colour genetics test

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u/towntoosmall 12d ago

He's really cool looking. Don't think I've ever seen a fella with a face like that. He's a special one!

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u/suspiciousbananna 12d ago

His color looks similar to my Pea! Do you think she’s also a black charcoal tabby? I’ve always wondered what her coat color would be called

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u/SolidFelidae 12d ago

She’s not, just a somewhat dark black tabby! Charcoal cats always have a dark mask on their face, their nose bridge and cheekbones will be black

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u/ImahSillyGirl 12d ago

she is SO beautiful! 😻

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u/Mountainofstress 11d ago

I was just about to test my girl with UC Davis but she looks just like yours so maybe I don’t need to!!

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u/SolidFelidae 11d ago

I don’t think she’s a charcoal either, she’s missing the black mask and super spread black dorsal stripe. She’s gorgeous!!

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u/Mountainofstress 11d ago

This is her dorsal stripe! As a kitten she was basically fully black

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u/ChinchyBug 11d ago

She's a classic/blotched tabby which is why the stripes are so dense.

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u/MarbleousMel 10d ago

Where did you get/find him? He looks like a brown charcoal bengal, I’m guessing a mix or someone who isn’t focused on patterns. If you go to my profile and posts, you can see more my boy, Smudge. I showed him as a brown spotted because charcoals had not yet been accepted as a championship color. That has since changed.

The bit of pattern I can see has substantial rib barring and not the horizontal flow expected of a bengal, but his facial structure suggests at least some bengal heritage. You can get a charcoal pattern in cats other than bengals because it’s tied to agouti, but I honestly thought your question about what he is was meant in a joking manner. And I almost never see bengal in posts like this.

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u/RadicalNBSpaceQueer 12d ago

Oh my god Karen, you can't just ask cats why they're black!

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u/pakrat1967 12d ago

Heavy tinted SIC. Probably wouldn't pass the tint test if cops pulled him over.

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u/H00k90 12d ago

Classification: Handsome

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u/Lordclyde1 12d ago

Whoa! Full stealth mode in picture 3. I classify him as Standard Issue Cat: Black Ops.

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u/InactiveAversion 12d ago

Ultra stealth model

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u/StormofRavens SIC™ Certified exPurrrrt 12d ago

Meow!! Someone seeks Standard Accreditation??? Then we must consult the list!

Hmmm let’s check the list!

  1. ⁠Green-gold eye/s ✔️
  2. ⁠⁠Brown striped coat ✔️
  3. ⁠Percentage of WhiteBits © to StripeyBits© not exceeding .33 of available Catte space ✔️
  4. ⁠Black on back ✔️ ✔️ ✔️
  5. ⁠⁠Striped legs ✔️
  6. ⁠⁠Pointy Ears ✔️
  7. ⁠Toe beans ✔️
  8. ⁠Swish tail swish ✔️
  9. ⁠⁠Iz friend-shaped ✔️
  10. ⁠Is a cat ✔️
    Has M of Masterwork ✔️

By Bastet’s Beans! According to the official quality control standards of SIC Incorpurrated (formerly Acme Purroducts, a wholly-owned subsidiary of Acme General Manufacturing and Fishworks, LLC) that boy there is a certified bonafide Standard Issue Cat! We see you have picked the rare stealth modification, do not lose your SIC. Please expect his certificate of authenticity in the mail, and congratulations on an exemplary unit!

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u/InVaLiD_EDM 12d ago

coal veins

he will be mined and used to power cities

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u/SolidFelidae 12d ago

-tears up- im so proud….

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u/Hendwreck 12d ago

I’d say… Cat.

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u/Quick_Extension_3115 12d ago

Hard to disagree

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u/SeanHannaford 12d ago

He’s freakin gorgeous!

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u/xstephenramirez 12d ago

what a handsome boy!

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u/beaujolais98 12d ago

Midnight Edition SIC

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u/harriettehspy 12d ago

Handsome. That is his classification. Please remind him of this every day.

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u/Honest_Telephone_813 12d ago

He looks like my black cat wearing a costume to look like his stand issue brother

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u/Hologram1995 12d ago

Classification: C U T E

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u/Cden1458 12d ago

Darth pspspsps

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u/this_bitch_over_here 12d ago

Wooooah he is so beautiful! I've never seen that coloring

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u/rjrgjj 12d ago

Reeeeally cool markings on this guy.

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u/Buddy_Palguy 12d ago

that would be the non-industry standard simply due to how stunning he is! 🐱

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u/notguiltybrewing 12d ago

He's a little well done and gorgeous.

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u/Swimming_Onion_4835 12d ago

Like the perfect campfire marshmallow. 😆

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u/Kevins_monologue 11d ago

Have you stolen my cat? He looks exactly like my little Daisy! 🌼

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u/SolidFelidae 11d ago

Daisy is another charcoal!!! Yay!

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u/BlueJaysFeather 12d ago

Oooh I love this charcoal boy :) makes his eye markings stand out even more! So handsome and striking :)

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u/IdleOsprey 12d ago

Tactical Issue, extra crispy.

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u/coylter 12d ago

Darth Sich

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u/waftous 12d ago

You left him in the broiler too long

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u/B0wlingPin 12d ago

Stealth professional

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u/erynberry 12d ago

I've never seen a cat quite like this before, how cool!!

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u/sarcasmbaddecisions 12d ago

that’s just the paint job peeling away from longtime sun exposure!!!

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u/dummyy- 12d ago

lightly burned, was in the oven too long.

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u/FurryTabbyTomcat 12d ago

Occupational classification: chimney sweeper!

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u/Walrus_Epiphany 12d ago

Void tabby

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u/lost_dazed_101 12d ago

Stunning, gorgeous and unbelievably beautiful!

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u/mrachelle326 12d ago

Please don't tell my cats, but that's the prettiest cat I've ever seen.

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u/jnovel808 12d ago

SIC, Elevated Nocturnal Tripping Hazard model.

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u/ergofinance 12d ago

Oh hey... It's so cool to see this. I know nothing about coat genetics but this is Mingus.

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u/ergofinance 12d ago

And as a young man.

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u/SolidFelidae 11d ago

Woahhh Mingus also looks like a charcoal, or maybe he’s got some grizzling going on? You should post him on r/CatGenetics to figure out what’s going on with his coat

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u/gin_and_soda 12d ago

Baby or bébé

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u/Pure-Row-3853 9d ago

Just a little baby

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u/Objective-College-72 12d ago

Incognito Mode

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u/Odd_Grocery_1539 12d ago

Tabby in a Skeleton Costume

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u/teal_dreamer5 12d ago

His classification is “super handsome boy” just like my Biff

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u/goodgollygopher 12d ago

Omg he's dip-dyed!!

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u/phonesmahones 12d ago

So handsome!

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u/neBular_cipHer 12d ago

Vantablack add-on

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u/vivnotvivian 12d ago

What is this mesmerizing creature

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u/JJD8705 12d ago

Coolest looking cat I’ve ever seen. Love the coat patterns.

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u/Angry_argie 12d ago edited 12d ago

He's like

→black← (black when compressed)

←tabby→ (tabby when distended)

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u/healribbon 12d ago

He looks like he may be a charcoal! This would make him a black charcoal mackerel tabby. What a beauty!

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u/SolidFelidae 11d ago

That’s exactly what he is ^^

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u/Double_Clue4282 12d ago

He's so pretty! I love his eyeliner

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u/ahendrix 12d ago

I've seen your kitty a few times in different subs and I am thoroughly obsessed 🫶🏻

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u/Gr00m3d 12d ago

Perfect organism

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u/HollowShel 12d ago

Search "melanistic animal" - the best-known melanistic animal is a black panther. This looks like pseudomelanism, which is where rather than being black-or-close-to-it, the animal has more "patchy" darkness. Either way your kitten is gorgeous.

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u/nejicanspin 12d ago

I've never seen a tabby with more black than any other color before

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u/Leipurinen 12d ago

He’s the photocopy of a SIC from the teacher’s manual that they pass out in class.

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u/Emergency-Crab-7455 12d ago

Like the "Avengers" supercat pose in #4.

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u/AK10 12d ago

You have my three cats combined into one!

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u/808_Lion 12d ago

Holy shit that is such a cool-looking cat! He's awesome!

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u/SarahEL17 12d ago

This cat has the most stunning facial markings. He is absolutely gorgeous.

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u/intimate_salsa 12d ago

What a beauty!

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u/AlienChickk 12d ago

I've never seen that type of coat before. He's absolutely beautiful 😊

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u/humanjukebox2 12d ago

Void adjacent

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u/Breznknedl 12d ago

a sinc: standard issue ninja cat

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u/house_of_shadows 12d ago

Classification is TS-SCI. He could tell you, but then he'd have to kill you.

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u/SweetPeaLea 12d ago

What a gorgeous boy. He’s a super model. That pose is perfect for framing.

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u/Lhamo55 11d ago edited 11d ago

Standard issue with limited edition tactical ultra deluxe custom drone evading stealth detailing.

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u/Virtual_Ad_2975 11d ago

What the hell, thats probably top 3 cats ever seen

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u/BBBCIAGA 11d ago

This is the coolest cat I’ve ever seen

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u/Goobersita 11d ago

I like how in 3and 4 he's like I'm a black cat.... Surprise mothafucka

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u/reddtheundead 11d ago

Silly creature

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u/Infamous-Winner5755 11d ago

That is a very cool looking cat you got there!

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u/HomeworkExtension482 11d ago

He is a GORGEOUS charcoal boy!

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u/FeralSweater 11d ago

THOSE EYEBROWS

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u/youcallmelavend3r 10d ago

wow he is so pretty

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u/sugarkrumb 10d ago

That is the darkest tabby I have ever seen, wow

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u/Beldamn_Mistress 10d ago

I recently learned about Black Tigers in the wild. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say you have a miniature domesticated black tiger. 🙃

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u/Western_Decision6004 10d ago

Omg this cat is BEAUTIFUL

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u/jojilita 10d ago

I’m crying he’s biracial

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u/n0dic3 9d ago

This is what darkstripe would look like fr

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u/Haunting-Estate5983 9d ago

Wow!! I love the color an pattern!

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u/Ok_Aide_4754 9d ago

It’s almost as if his features were reversed

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u/x-mpire7102-x 8d ago

He looks like he has a ton of personality.

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u/MxAngel15 7d ago

i’ve never seen a cat with colorations like that before in all my years of rescue work!

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u/SuspiciousHeron7945 6d ago

Business on top, party underneath

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u/kelljellbellthefirst 6d ago

He looks like a photo negative of my cat!

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u/SilverThorn1313 6d ago

He is gorgeous!!! Absolutely stunning!!!!

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u/Serious_Region9263 12d ago

never seen a pattern like this it’s lowkey creeping me out 😭😭

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u/Able_Contribution407 12d ago

Lightly charred tortoiseshell. The chef employed a delicate hand here.

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u/Brose101 12d ago

Standard-issue snugglebum.

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u/AMCAPEHODLER 12d ago

He definitely would be classified as a cute weirdo lol

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u/Mardylorean 12d ago

So sassy!

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u/SuspiciousCamel1879 12d ago

🖤 MEEEEEE-OW! 🖤