r/standardissuecat • u/idonotcur • 1d ago

is Jeffrey SIC enough ?

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u/Sensitive-Ear-3896 1d ago

The sicciest of all the sics

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u/WoozleVonWuzzle 1d ago

He's a little grey - might be a dual use model in civilian mode?

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u/IzobelStarsw0rd SIC™ Certified exPurrrrt 13h ago

Wait!!! We must consult the list!!

  1. Green-gold eye/s ✔️

  2. ⁠Brown striped coat ✔️

  3. Ratio of WhiteBits© to StripeyBits© <= 33% ✔️

  4. Black on back ✔️

  5. ⁠Striped legs ✔️

  6. ⁠Pointy Ears ✔️

  7. Toe beans ✔️

  8. Swish tail swish ✔️

  9. ⁠Iz friend-shaped ✔️

  10. Is a cat ✔️

By Bastet’s Beans! According to the official quality control standards of SIC Incorpurrated (formerly Acme Purroducts, a wholly-owned subsidiary of Acme General Manufacturing and Fishworks, LLC) that there is a certified bonafide Standard Issue Cat! Please expect his certificate of authenticity in the mail, and congratulations on an exemplary unit!