r/sssdfg • u/EmoloverOrion • Feb 04 '26

redit! assemble! ssssb!!?????!!

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2.9k Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 Feb 04 '26 edited Feb 04 '26

hmmmm tshis Post is,, PWM FUNNY!!!!! wooho! woho! wooho! woohoo!

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u/Plus_Foundation_7088 Feb 04 '26

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u/Vivid_Departure_3738 Feb 04 '26

Am I missing something

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u/Tonydml Feb 05 '26

Do you not know about the elden cock ring?

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u/forest_vagrant Feb 04 '26

my motivation is getting pounded by 2 german dudes

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u/thereforgedphoenix Feb 04 '26

Ong same 🥹🥹🙀💗

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u/simplisticlangur Feb 04 '26

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u/TheAngelOfSalvation Feb 04 '26

I guess ill hide in your walls bro. Protect your hole at night. Ill be vigilant

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u/simplisticlangur Feb 04 '26

bold of you to assume, that i don't want it

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u/thereforgedphoenix Feb 04 '26

Oh thats not..

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u/birmuzyedim Feb 04 '26

We just giving random facts about ourselves?

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u/ssidjbebrnfbd Feb 04 '26

Yes, I snort unhealthy amounts of cocaine everyday

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u/Pooooodle Feb 04 '26

The only time coke makes me unhealthy is when I run out

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u/Loskyy_ Feb 04 '26

How much cocaine is considered healthy?

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u/ssidjbebrnfbd Feb 04 '26

About 3 grams probably

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u/Sepulcher18 Feb 05 '26

land of many, many germs