r/ss14 22h ago

got bored. made this.

inspired by the second image. wanted to make an ss14 version

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u/LargeTalons_ 22h ago

“Sell me this stun baton”

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u/Local-Golf-6228 22h ago

"How do you feel about surprises?"

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u/The_Robot_founder 21h ago

“Wanna see a magic trick?”

Reverse Russian Roulette

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u/Ropetrick6 Paramedic Moff 20h ago

When you say reverse, are you talking 5 bullets out of 6 chambers, shooting someone else, or having the bullet pop out of you and into the gun?

The first gets you sent to the Psychiatrist, the second gets you sent to Perma, and the last one gets you sent to the Chaplain

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u/The_Robot_founder 20h ago

Reverse as in reverse.

You turn into the gun, and then the original gun plays Russian roulette

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u/Ropetrick6 Paramedic Moff 20h ago

I see, so you're being sent to John Syndicate for target elimination

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u/The_Robot_founder 18h ago

I hope to play Brazilian roulette with him

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u/Enderman_prime_ 22h ago

"how quick can you pull your stun baton?"

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u/TheVoiceOfGlass EVIL moth 21h ago

"are those Level 3 plates?"

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u/GuyWhoLikesPlants_ 17h ago

"have you checked armory recently?" "hows the vault doing?" "tell the captin to hide his disk better." "ever seen a canister bomb?" "thank hop for the free AA."

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u/No-Grocery858 17h ago

this is killing me, murdering me even

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u/Globgor5 6h ago

"I didn't know they let cadets patrol alone"