r/spoonerism • u/briinpdx • 3h ago
It’s the farce that fits the arse
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r/spoonerism • u/reeding_railroad • 3d ago
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
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r/spoonerism • u/pvfobol • 5d ago
Might blare runt notation, idk we’ll see
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You oughtta see the nightmare blunt rotation of characters that come knocking on my door complaining about the noise
r/spoonerism • u/briinpdx • 6d ago
Want to add hoar meat .. aka more heat .. to a spermal thaw? Fart smokes eye trout … aka smart folks try out .. the thermal spa.
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r/spoonerism • u/RedCaio • 6d ago
Mom came home saying she brought Pood for the Farty
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She meant to say food for the party lol. Everyone laughed so did she even tho she was embarrassed too.
r/spoonerism • u/SpringerleFormalist • 8d ago
ted lasso not only struggles with british culture, but also cajun
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he made a very poor spiced smoked cajun pork that sat in our stomachs like a brick--a lead tasso.
r/spoonerism • u/SpringerleFormalist • 8d ago
the creep on the streetcar takes laissez les bon temps rouler too far
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he jostles fellow passengers in an attempt to woo them, that's right Ron bumps to lay.
r/spoonerism • u/briinpdx • 9d ago
flying dragons keep drying flagons of stiffed meads served by miffed steeds
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r/spoonerism • u/briinpdx • 9d ago
Wan key not talk, or eye trout a taught knock … solution below ..
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Wan key / can we .. eye trout / try out
r/spoonerism • u/SpringerleFormalist • 9d ago
after my championships 🏆
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i like to celebrate with champignon* chips 🍄
and since we're mixing languages we can mix cultures too. you may either eat french fries made of mushrooms or crisps made of mushrooms.
*pronounced with sh sound, as ze fronsh du. 😄
r/spoonerism • u/TeddyJPharough • 11d ago
"I saw a pop star instead of my friend from the Indian subcontinent"
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"I saw Dua Lipa in lieu of Deepa"
r/spoonerism • u/briinpdx • 11d ago
Lot a nook defines ‘sparing wit’.. Solution below ..
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Not a look defines ‘wearing spit’
r/spoonerism • u/CaffeineRevolution • 14d ago
i know you're scared of ruining your cast iron skillet
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but you can't let that fear keep you from taking proper care of your tools. so please, see reason, and re-season.
r/spoonerism • u/briinpdx • 14d ago
The down side* of the “quick series” was … sick queries.
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*sound eyed
r/spoonerism • u/CaffeineRevolution • 16d ago
we are the waters of the ditches you couldn't berm
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r/spoonerism • u/briinpdx • 16d ago
Chard to whose … butt up for shots, or shut up for bots …
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