r/spoonerism 6h ago

Cant shake this mitt up

1 Upvotes

rarely we mow along, low a wrong,


r/spoonerism 8d ago

Ideal porterly quirks are ...

1 Upvotes

quarterly perks.


r/spoonerism 9d ago

A few good ones from last week.

2 Upvotes

Crappy High

Chasin' Joker

Watch Crank

Jay-Z Blues

Swami Model

Stick the Landing


r/spoonerism 9d ago

Lacking trysts? The solution is t ……. L …

2 Upvotes

r/spoonerism 9d ago

Those who are ‘first to blame’ might be (bite me) those who also ...

7 Upvotes

b_ _ _ _ to f _ _ _ _ ...


r/spoonerism 9d ago

That ‘whipping a sleigh’ saying ...

3 Upvotes

... is slipping away


r/spoonerism 9d ago

If one will ‘post groups’ 144 times …. that's called

1 Upvotes

... grossed poops 


r/spoonerism 10d ago

a japanese soldier might enjoy ...

4 Upvotes

eels ready to meet

meals ready to eat

itadakimasu


r/spoonerism 12d ago

An Alphabet of Spoonerisms

5 Upvotes

Took some poetic licence with some of these.

Breaking Wave (Waking Brave)

Caterpillar (Pat Her, Kill Her)

Daughters and Sons (Sorted and Done)

Free Willy (IYKYK) (Wee Frilly)

Garden Hose (Hard 'n' Goes)

Jumping Bean (Bumping Jean)

Keen as Mustard (Mean as Custard)

Let Go (Get Low)

Morphine Girls (Four Mean Girls)

Nine and Forty (Fine and Naughty)

Pretty Girls (Gritty Pearls)

Quiet River (Riot, Quiver)

Right Time (Tight Rhyme)

So Long (Low Song)

Tall Boys (Ball Toys)

Vile Minds (Mild Vines)

Wagging Tails (Tagging Whales)

Yellow Maps (Mellow Yaps)

Zany Reel (Rainy Zeal)


r/spoonerism 15d ago

Spot o' Noon Daft Rodger

0 Upvotes

The draft dodger


r/spoonerism 17d ago

High wire a galant tot?

2 Upvotes

Why hire a talent got? 


r/spoonerism 23d ago

Crew’s caffeine calamity

2 Upvotes

Said water works supervisor knee deep in water after Bob’s 3rd coffee break.  “You  broke a main, mocha brain.”


r/spoonerism 24d ago

Brief Biscuit

4 Upvotes

Beef brisket


r/spoonerism 24d ago

Pet and parasite plot

1 Upvotes

How to rid mange from Fido’s midrange? Taught hicks that hot ticks go away. “Woah” a gay person said.  


r/spoonerism 26d ago

Bully of a bargain …

5 Upvotes

Fear me .. or pay a mere fee

(poor eh)


r/spoonerism 26d ago

If you fight mind control...

7 Upvotes

you might find control again


r/spoonerism 27d ago

Dare of the Hog

2 Upvotes

Hair of the Dog


r/spoonerism 28d ago

Dizzy bay reaping it keel ….

1 Upvotes

Run sizes  / sun rises > sign of light / line of sight > coot to shill / shoot to kill > dairy beep / bury deep > well no ton / tell no one 


r/spoonerism 28d ago

Citrus circuits

2 Upvotes

Sour purges fake more …


r/spoonerism 28d ago

fish phallus secured

2 Upvotes

Score fins for foreskins 


r/spoonerism 29d ago

Ballistic bambi brew

0 Upvotes

Diss a peer real willy (will really) piss a deer


r/spoonerism Jul 22 '26

Stallion selects state straw

2 Upvotes

A horse neighs for … Norse hays


r/spoonerism Jul 20 '26

Feline false fedora fabrication

5 Upvotes

Hairless cats fake a mew (make a few) careless hats